Terry Terry/Lizzie Birdsworth’s Wrinkled Chopper/Dr Nowt/Justice Negs

[Captain Turdseye]

Please stop posting in funny/political/compassionate/football/music threads pretending not to be a massive cunt. 

 

This site is a legitimate cuntfest and the cunts who post on here have been massive cunts for a great number of years. 

 

Others that have been through similar cunt times, can appreciate the cuntishness and twattery and can explain how they felt at their cuntiest point, etc. Cunts being cunts has helped a lot of posters through fucking cunt times. 

 

But someone deliberately giving the impression they're not an enormous cunt is taking the piss and can cause people to be ‘alright’ which goes against the cunt culture of the boards. 

 

Reading through your posts I believe you can be a cunt yourself, I also believe you have been a cunt in previous endeavours (you obviously know where to go to quote examples of cuntery), but you're not a qualified, definitive non-cunt and should immediately stop pretending to be so.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking cunt. 

[Dr Nowt]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fucking cunt. 

Which is it mate? Cuntishness or Twattery? I’m confused as to which one I’m supposed to be qualified in.

[Kevin D]

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Which is it mate? Cuntishness or Twattery? I’m confused as to which one I’m supposed to be qualified in.

 

Oh, you want to be like that, do you?

 

It’s a start. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Oh, you want to be like that, do you?

 

It’s a start. 

I’ll freely admit I gained a diploma in Bellendery from the same place Gillian McKeith got her Nutritional Doctorate.

[Bjornebye]

I've spent time with you both and I can confirm for those in the cheap seats that you are both massive cunts. 

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

Turdseye and Seasons are the same person. 

 

Scenes. 

[Dr Nowt]

You’re telling me I’ve been sucked off by Seasons?

 

Wait, what?

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Turdseye and Seasons are the same person. 

 

Scenes. 

 

Seasons is actually Mrs Moanero. 

[lifetime fan]

28 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Which is it mate? Cuntishness or Twattery? I’m confused as to which one I’m supposed to be qualified in.

 

Both. Obviously. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I don't know what any of this means.

[Guest]

I hope none of this means that I am a cunt. But I am a cunt. 

 

You don't have to be a cunt to be a cunt, but I am definitely a cunt. 

 

I hope this makes things clearer. 

 

Bunch of cunts. 

[Rico1304]

4 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Which is it mate? Cuntishness or Twattery? I’m confused as to which one I’m supposed to be qualified in.

Double first  

[Dr Nowt]

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Double first  

[Bjornebye]

This is just ridiculous 

[Carvalho Diablo]

12 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Which is it mate? Cuntishness or Twattery? I’m confused as to which one I’m supposed to be qualified in.

His cuntometer is on the blink.

[A Red]

Who is Terry Terry?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

Who is Terry Terry?

Best post of the thread so far. I just wish I had an answer 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Who is Terry Terry?

That's like something Terry Terry would say.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Who is Terry Terry?

 

He pretended to be even less of a cunt than Dr Nowt. 

[Oh Buoy]

15 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Seasons is actually Mrs Moanero. 

 

I'm actually his ma. Can someone post up a thread requesting a birth certificate though doesn't seem genuine if I start it.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Oh Buoy]