Bouy/Spring/Seasons

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Seasons said:

 

The utter clusterfuck here mate is you have absolutely no idea of my qualifications so please refrain from commenting on them further.

 

 

You don't have any. 

[Oh Buoy]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

You don't have any. 

 

Sound.

[Rico1304]

7 minutes ago, Seasons said:

 

The utter clusterfuck here mate is you have absolutely no idea of my qualifications so please refrain from commenting on them further.

 

OT VI? 

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

Colin is one of the soundest fellas anyone could ever wish to meet in person. 

 

Starting a thread about 'Bouys' at 6 am may seem a little left field for most people but not Lifey. Lifey marches to the beat of his own worse drum. 

 

Seasons you have been a bad tit lately , I actually thought that the other day when I was on the toilet. Thankfully the 3 sea shells occupied my kind more. 

 

Boss how we can have a full 19 page thread on 'acts of violence' and not one cunt offered anyone out and here I am offering anyone out who wants to know. 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Side boob alert.

[Red_or_Dead]

33 minutes ago, Seasons said:

 

The utter clusterfuck here mate is you have absolutely no idea of my qualifications so please refrain from commenting on them further.

 

Bronze Swimming Certificate

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Butterkist toffee popcorn is boss. Salted popcorn is for bastards.

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Bronze Swimming Certificate

 

 

Probably my greatest ever achievement, although I have a vague recollection of cheating.

 

[Scott_M]

...but everybody knows I’m the only gay in the village.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Butterkist toffee popcorn is boss. Salted popcorn is for bastards.

Sweet pisses on all from a great height 

[Pureblood]

50 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Butterkist toffee popcorn is boss. Salted popcorn is for bastards.

Sweet & salted.  

[Dr Nowt]

All about texture too. Can’t stand limp sweet popcorn.

 

Coat that shit til it’s like peanut brittle.

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

...but everybody knows I’m the only gay in the village.

 

 

 

Not fat enough to look like me. 

[Mudface]

This thread's made me feel quite anxious- I was just looking for some info on cheese. Anyone got any advice?

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

All about texture too. Can’t stand limp sweet popcorn.

 

Coat that shit til it’s like peanut brittle.

Exactly. You get a handful of boss pieces per massive bucket of sweet popcorn at the pictures, the rest of it is turd.

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Exactly. You get a handful of boss pieces per massive bucket of sweet popcorn at the pictures, the rest of it is turd.

M&S used to do immense popcorn when I was a kid, my mum and dad used to get it for us on a Saturday now and then.

 

Had an incredible one in Dubai from some old American firm. Every piece was a proper nugget. Put my blood sugars upto 40-odd straight away and I couldn’t do the bag in a single sitting.

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

M&S used to do immense popcorn when I was a kid, my mum and dad used to get it for us on a Saturday now and then.

 

Had an incredible one in Dubai from some old American firm. Every piece was a proper nugget. Put my blood sugars upto 40-odd straight away and I couldn’t do the bag in a single sitting.

 

The cheese popcorn in Dubai is like crack. 

[Bjornebye]

Sweet over the rest.

 

Cunt thread. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

For a short while Cadbury did chocolate covered toffee popcorn. Not mingily chocolate drizzled, but proper fully coated toffee popcorn. 

 

When they were being discontinued I cleaned out my local supermarket shamelessly.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

For a short while Cadbury did chocolate covered toffee popcorn. Not mingily chocolate drizzled, but proper fully coated toffee popcorn. 

 

When they were being discontinued I cleaned out my local supermarket shamelessly.

Im finding it really difficult not ripping my dick off to this post. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Im finding it really difficult not ripping my dick off to this post. 

Well, there's a surprise. Bjornebye has found a reason to have a wank. 

[Aventus]

This thread makes me depressed and anxious at the same time. 

[Dr Nowt]

3 minutes ago, Aventus said:

This thread makes me depressed and anxious at the same time. 

No.

 

I think you will find that LFD. Ron Hubbard has already confirmed this is scientifically impossible.

[Pureblood]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sweet over the rest.

 

Cunt thread. 

Have you tried sweet & salted?  It'll change your life.