Tottenham Hotspur (N) 1/6/19 Champions League Final

[Stickman 4,739]

24 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The Sunderland FA Cup win was relatively straightforward

Totally forgot about that one Roger.....But you're right that was probably one of the easiest we've had. 

[KMD7 4,994]

Starting to shit it now

[suzy 1,408]

Quite a bit of build up now on SSN, I wouldn't like to be an Everton fan at JL airport today - it's full of flags, scarves etc! There's even official boards up with "bring it home" haha

[skaro 3,820]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

Totally forgot about that one Roger.....But you're right that was probably one of the easiest we've had. 

 

Sunderland's 1973 win over Leeds was the first final I ever watched.

[Sugar Ape 10,786]

YES! He has released a new one. Perfect to get in the mood for the final.

 

 

[Naz17 21]

Russo brothers are Liverpool fans

[Aventus 1,369]

We're gonna smash these, we're the better team, and we've got the experience from last year. 

[TheHowieLama 7,557]

Last Year:

"standing in corner, shaking head nervously side to side, in squeaky voice"   --- Yer Ma.

 

This Year:

"sitting in leather recliner, shaking head knowingly up and down, Barry White voice"  ---- Yer Ma.

[Bjornebye 15,522]

Last Year: "Made up we are here, it will be tough but what a journey, what a manager, what a side, love you regardless, fucking Come on Reds !"

 

This Year: "Just fucking win" 

[Jairzinho 19,710]

Last year: Lined up with a male model in goal against the biggest club in the world.

 

This year: We're probably the best side in the world, playing against a team that finished one point above Arsenal.

[Tourt 89]

Breaking News: Alison injury, Karius set for shock recall.

 

https://socceronsunday.com/article/alisson-a-doubt-for-final-klopp-recalls-karius-from-besiktas/

[Thoth 1,184]

Last year: Fuck off Ramos you fucking dirty cheating cunt

 

This year: Fuck off Ramos you fucking dirty cheating cunt.. have it

[suzy 1,408]

8 minutes ago, Tourt said:

Breaking News: Alison injury, Karius set for shock recall.

 

https://socceronsunday.com/article/alisson-a-doubt-for-final-klopp-recalls-karius-from-besiktas/

Don’t even joke!!

[Tourt 89]

2 minutes ago, suzy said:

Don’t even joke!!

Sorry.

 

It's worth clicking on the link just to read Roy Kean's observation of the Night King.

 

Sounds just like him.

 

[Thoth 1,184]

[Thoth 1,184]

[Bjornebye 15,522]

Made me chuckle (nervously)

 

 

“It’s not cool,” Jürgen Klopp told Soccer on Sunday. “Loris popped his head into the dressing room this morning and shouted, ‘Wazzup Bitches’. Nobody answered and Hendo threw a boot at him, but Loris does not notice these things. He just slid into the room doing ‘The Running Man’, singing ‘Return of the Mack’. Milly burst into tears and soon everyone was crying and wailing. It was a sad moment.”

 

“Do I play Simon or Loris?” added the former Dortmund manager. “Would you like your balls tasered or your arse lowered into a deep fat fryer? Nobody can answer such questions — there is no good option. On the one hand you have a butterfingered blonde shitebag, and that’s it. There is no other hand.”

Ready

Karius insists that he will be ready, if called upon.

“I have unfinished business,” the German told Soccer on Sunday. “Probably nobody remembers, but I didn’t have my best game in last year’s final. I had one of those frustrating, wishy-washy 7 out of 10 performances. When I got home my girlfriend asked how I played, and I said, ‘meh’.”

 

“I remember Jordan crying at the end,” added Karius. “I told him, ‘Don’t be sad Hendo. I didn’t play well either.’ That seemed to perk him up and he threw a boot at me. In Germany we call this Flüffenheischmeidanhaüfenberg, but I believe you English call it ‘bantz’?”

[Red_or_Dead 605]

1 hour ago, Tourt said:

Breaking News: Alison injury, Karius set for shock recall.

 

https://socceronsunday.com/article/alisson-a-doubt-for-final-klopp-recalls-karius-from-besiktas/

About as funny as syphilis.

 

 

[M_B 551]

Time for this squad and manager to make history and receive the accolades they deserve.

 

C'mon redmen.

[Pidge 2,892]

7 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

YES! He has released a new one. Perfect to get in the mood for the final.

 

 

Hahaha, "meanwhile in Wakanda"

[Doctor Troy 6,200]

At least the fans have been mixing ok so far. 

[Bjornebye 15,522]

10 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

At least the fans have been mixing ok so far. 

Wont stay like that unfortunately. 

 

To be fair I'd expect most of the trouble to come from the Madrid bizzies anyway. 

 

Has that soft cunt thrown anyone into a fountain yet? 

[Captain Turdseye 8,674]

This time tomorrow...

[bizzle10 96]

JUST FUCKING WIN REDMEN IS ONLY ANSWER

[Leyton388 191]

We got this lads. 

 

This time tomorrow we'll be the 6 times European champions.