Tottenham Hotspur (N) 1/6/19 Champions League Final

[Chairman Meow]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

He's writing the right words, but not necessarily in the right order. 

[Shitty Arse]

If you exclude the cups where the first team didn’t play we’ve only lost one game all season to English opposition and that was city away.
So why am I shitting myself so much?! This group of players have proved all season that they have got balls the size of space hoppers so it’s an irrational fear to have.
Although I think the 3 week break is definitely a concern. I keep having this recurring nightmare where the team coach arrives at the stadium and Klopp and the players get off dressed as ice cream salesmen wearing them white Armani suits.

[an tha]

Just come up trumps in ballot.

 

Get fucking in!

[johnsusername]

This makes me feel sick every time i think about it. Tottenham are a really good team and i fancied them to win the competition before it started. But then they got beat like three times in the groups stages or something and i thought I'd looked a bit of a tit. Now they're in the final, against all odds.

 

However, we are at least the second best team in the world. So....

 

 

[johnsusername]

Hopefully we're recalling Karius for this. Seem to remember he had a big impact last year. 

[Byrnie]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Just come up trumps in ballot.

 

Get fucking in!

Brilliant, mate. Nice one. I'd imagine you are fucking buzzing!

[Guest Alex_K]

Weird reconciling how antagonised people were with the ballot system for Istanbul & Athens and Parry's whole "I won't playing the numbers game" shtick to how apathetic people are with the system now. I guess it proves the adage that if you treat people a certain way for long enough, sooner or later they will just get used to it.

 

I guess the cheapest tickets are going for right now on the second market is 3.5k+. Will be interesting to see nearer the game how far people will go for this match. Competing against a London-based fanbase is probably in this respect more than any other the worst thing about this final.

[an tha]

25 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

Brilliant, mate. Nice one. I'd imagine you are fucking buzzing!

I literally haven't done a tap at work since 2pm - buzzing my chippy tits off!

[Raymond Duck]

I was unsuccessful, gutted. Had my flights and accommodation for a few months too.

[Special K]

Hang on.  There's a fucking England game on 5 days before the final???

 

I hope our players to get 'niggles" and pull out.

 

Edit - ignore me. It's 5 days after. Completely got my dates mixed up

 

Still. Fuck Southgate and England

Edited May 16, 2019 by Special K
I can't read

[Thoth]

[Herp McDerp]

Which one of you degenerates was responsible for this?

 

[Brownie]

On 16/05/2019 at 15:51, Alex_K said:

Weird reconciling how antagonised people were with the ballot system for Istanbul & Athens and Parry's whole "I won't playing the numbers game" shtick to how apathetic people are with the system now. I guess it proves the adage that if you treat people a certain way for long enough, sooner or later they will just get used to it.

 

I guess the cheapest tickets are going for right now on the second market is 3.5k+. Will be interesting to see nearer the game how far people will go for this match. Competing against a London-based fanbase is probably in this respect more than any other the worst thing about this final.

The club are transparent about the breakdown of tickets now though. Parry refused to disclose what the breakdown was, it's a fundamental difference.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

52 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

Which one of you degenerates was responsible for this?

 

 

On 16/05/2019 at 14:04, an tha said:

Just come up trumps in ballot.

 

Get fucking in!

Let us know what her 'trumps' sound like

[stringvest]

1 hour ago, rotoq said:

 

Let us know what her 'trumps' sound like

 

Just say her surname out loud.  That's what they sound like. 

[Creator Supreme]

On 18/05/2019 at 12:47, Herp McDerp said:

Which one of you degenerates was responsible for this?

 

That's fantastic, what a girl!

[Baltar]

What worries me more about this game than the actual difficulty we usually against this mob is the sheer amount of unbelievable breaks Spurs have had during this competition. By rights they should be out of the tournament on 3 occasions and yet here they are, in the fucking final! That's usually a sign that a team is destined to win. 

We're going to have to pull out the performance of our lives to win this one.

[Daisy]

32 minutes ago, Baltar said:

What worries me more about this game than the actual difficulty we usually against this mob is the sheer amount of unbelievable breaks Spurs have had during this competition. By rights they should be out of the tournament on 3 occasions and yet here they are, in the fucking final! That's usually a sign that a team is destined to win. 

We're going to have to pull out the performance of our lives to win this one.

Didn't work for us in the league though did it. We had plenty of lucky breaks 

[Aventus]

On 16/05/2019 at 13:17, Soft Joe said:

Although I think the 3 week break is definitely a concern.

Nah, we did great after the last time we went to Dubai and Marbella, can't see how this can possibly go wrong. 

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Baltar said:

What worries me more about this game than the actual difficulty we usually against this mob is the sheer amount of unbelievable breaks Spurs have had during this competition. By rights they should be out of the tournament on 3 occasions and yet here they are, in the fucking final! That's usually a sign that a team is destined to win. 

We're going to have to pull out the performance of our lives to win this one.

“Destiny” isn’t a real thing mate. 

[Funkasy]

Its a playstation game. 

[suzy]

Right, I’ve got to ask and it’s probably a silly question but what does the ‘N’ in the title of the thread stand for? I can’t work it out!

[The Golden Eel]

Just now, suzy said:

Right, I’ve got to ask and it’s probably a silly question but what does the ‘N’ in the title of the thread stand for? I can’t work it out!

Neutral, I guess. 

[TheHowieLama]

Racist

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

“Destiny” isn’t a real thing mate. 

It's not cut and dried, for me.  If you had never joined this forum, would you have become a pro-beaner?  Doubtful, I reckon.  So you could say that when you registered your account you were destined to become a pro-beaner.