Barcelona (H) Champions League Semi Final 2nd Leg 7/5/19

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Right.

 

Dave I'm done 

Get the match thread going for the final before - can ya?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

 

[Caramac]

7 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

 

[Saintslfc13]

1 hour ago, LFC 5 Times said:

Messi is the best athlete ever, he’s an absolutely freak of nature. But Anfield last night was magical no one could of stopped us.

 

Best footballer ever is debatable but best athlete ever?! Not having that at all. There are better athletes running track for example. In terms of football fake Ronaldo is a far better athlete. Hell Dirk Kuyt was a better athlete.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Messi is no Daley Thompson!

[Bjornebye]

 

Unfollow her on Instagram now you fucking shitehawk 

[KMD7]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Tyler and Smith just suck the life out of it. A pair of boring bastards. Compare that to BT's commentary or 5 Live's.

And then compare the reaction to our winning goal to the audible jizzfest from the same cunt and Neville at city's winner on Monday. 

[Caramac]

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Well MrsD has done me like a kipper.

 

Ages ago she mentioned booking a trip away with her mates and my mum for 2 nights. Fine, says I, you deserve it. 

 

Guess which weekend she sheepishly told me she has booked away? Possibly the only weekend between now and the end of the year I'd want to get some ale in me, go out and watch some European football

[Davelfc]

7 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Well MrsD has done me like a kipper.

 

Ages ago she mentioned booking a trip away with her mates and my mum for 2 nights. Fine, says I, you deserve it. 

 

Guess which weekend she sheepishly told me she has booked away? Possibly the only weekend between now and the end of the year I'd want to get some ale in me, go out and watch some European football

I trust you will come through this particular 'shit test' test with glowing colours. 

 

 

My daughter said a while ago that she was thinking of getting married in May next year or the year after, I said if we were in a final I would not be going to the wedding. They are now sensibly looking at August. 

[Jurgens Red Army]

7 minutes ago, Onkalo said:

I trust you will come through this particular 'shit test' test with glowing colours. 

 

 

My daughter said a while ago that she was thinking of getting married in May next year or the year after, I said if we were in a final I would not be going to the wedding. They are now sensibly looking at August. 

Super Cup final and Charity Shield in August get her to move it till September 

[cloggypop]

Can't believe Toadfish out of Neighbours was there last night with Hansen. The big match beaut. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Caramac said:

 

 

Thats my new ring tone and alarm call. Every time my alarm goes off I'm just gonna lie there and cry. Overtime someone rings I'm just gonna bash one out. I hope it is on a train full of commuters. 

[Saintslfc13]

16 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Well MrsD has done me like a kipper.

 

Ages ago she mentioned booking a trip away with her mates and my mum for 2 nights. Fine, says I, you deserve it. 

 

Guess which weekend she sheepishly told me she has booked away? Possibly the only weekend between now and the end of the year I'd want to get some ale in me, go out and watch some European football

 

MrsD can go in the summer 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Can't believe Toadfish out of Neighbours was there last night with Hansen. The big match beaut. 

I look fuck all like him you flamin wallah

[Oh Buoy]

43 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Unfollow her on Instagram now you fucking shitehawk 

 

"Fluorescent hipster twat!"

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've literally watched highlight video after highlight video and had tears in my eyes like John coffee just asked me not to turn out the lights.

[Anubis]

5 Live played Shearer’s immediate post final whistle commentary before. He sounded like he was going to give himself a heart attack with excitement.

[Captain Turdseye]

29 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Well MrsD has done me like a kipper.

 

Ages ago she mentioned booking a trip away with her mates and my mum for 2 nights. Fine, says I, you deserve it. 

 

Guess which weekend she sheepishly told me she has booked away? Possibly the only weekend between now and the end of the year I'd want to get some ale in me, go out and watch some European football

 

If you really wanted to, at least you’ve got the option of getting a babysitter. No such luck for me. It’s Turdsette’s birthday weekend and she’s got grand plans that don’t involve Daddy going up north and getting drunk. 

[Saintslfc13]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

If you really wanted to, at least you’ve got the option of getting a babysitter. No such luck for me. It’s Turdsette’s birthday weekend and she’s got grand plans that don’t involve Daddy going up north and getting drunk. 

 

Turdsette can go in the summer too

[Elite]

I checked the date of the final months ago and planned all my work/ plans around it just incase.

 

Boys have done me proud

[Elite]

That Fabinho picture is brilliant. We needed a bit of bite in midfield and he's got it in spades, loved that crunching tackle of Suarez, proper showed that he's not the type of cunt to be fucked with.

[Tourt]

46 minutes ago, Caramac said:

 

 

Nice one Carmac, you can’t beat an R5 commentary.

 

I watched on the telly but missed Robbo pushing Messi in the back of the head.

 

Any chance of you providing a Gif or link to this ultimate act of Head-banging?

 

Cheers.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

That Fabinho picture is brilliant. We needed a bit of bite in midfield and he's got it in spades, loved that crunching tackle of Suarez, proper showed that he's not the type of cunt to be fucked with.

It sort of helps that there is no love lost between Uruguay and Brazil.

[Anubis]

Great Arabic commentary in this video, especially when he has to resort to English because there must be no equivalent Arabic word.