Barcelona (A) Champions League 1/5/19

[Red Phoenix]

SUAREZ IS CANCELLED.

[ZonkoVille77]

Get Bobby on for Gini. Back to a 433 with Fabinho in the centre and just burst these snidey fuckin dancing cunt nuggets.

[3 Stacks]

2 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Suarez is such a cunt. Taken his cuntery to a new level against us of all teams. 

But he loves us so much!

[El Rojo]

Just now, LFC 5 Times said:

Hope Suarez and Coutinho do their ACL the snide cunts. We’ve been great here very unlucky to be one down.

Yeah, we’ve done fine. An away goal would be fantastic, even if they get another. 

[TheDrowningMan]

4 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Not going to book these cunts is he

 

We’re not histrionic enough so far, and absolutely have to go down that path, because they won’t hesitate to. Getting Lenglet sent off should be a priority and we can get a character like Suarez into trouble if we want to. 

[chrisbonnie]

Calm the fuck down. 

 

They scored a very good good goal against the run of play. 

 

We have them rattled to fuck. 

 

Once this ref figures out that you are allowed to actually tackle them, then we'll be grand. 

 

Bring Bobby on in a bit then beat them 2-1.

 

We'll score here, no doubt

[Grinch]

Got to be taking our chances.    Good to see that cunt marking Salah being booked. 

 

Gomez the right back I don't like. 

[Skrtel Milk]

Robertson deliberateley put his elbow into Suarez' chest. Lots of our players would have reacted the same way.

[moof]

That Suárez fella. What a dick!

[Jennings]

Gini, the ball. The ball Gini. 

 

Pleased to introduce you. 

[Captain Howdy]

1 minute ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Suarez is a proper cunt actually isn't he. 

Yes, yes he is

[Special K]

We've got a goal or 2 in us tonight. No need to panic

[Captain]

Good first half from us, I really hope Firmino can come on in the 2nd half, he’s been missed.

[3 Stacks]

2 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Suarez is a proper cunt actually isn't he. 

Actually?

[Jennings]

Shit. They look dangerous on the break. 

[Herp McDerp]

The fuck did you lot expect of Suarez? Hugs for all our players? We watched this nutcase for a few years he was always going to be a twat, not because it's us but because its the only way he knows how to be. We need to be needling him a bit more, hopefully he gets a bit bitey after a few robust tackles.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Jennings said:

Shit. They look dangerous on the break. 

Well, they are pretty good.

[Jennings]

I liked it better when he was our cunt. 

[Stouffer]

Suarez gonna Suarez; give him a big kick up the arse and keep our game going.

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Suarez is a proper cunt actually isn't he. 

There were a couple of small incidents when he played with us that were slight hints. 

[Champ]

The commentary are desperate for Messi to score

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, Herp McDerp said:

The fuck did you lot expect of Suarez? Hygs for all our players? We watched this nutcase for a few years he was always going to be a twat, not because it's us but because its the only way he knows how to be. We need to be needling him a bit more, hopefully he gets a bit bitey after a few robust tackles.

He’s always smart enough to not get sent off, though. 

[suzy]

Please get Bobby on

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Good half that, from two of the best teams in the world. We’ve had a go, and pressed high, matching them in all areas except the final pass/finish. 

 

Salah has had a decent half, but the final ball and decision making has not been good enough so far. And Wijnaldum of course does a decent job for the team, but is very far from Firminos level when we attack.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

There were a couple of small incidents when he played with us that were slight hints. 

He's like a wife beater, you'll keep forgiving him but he'll still break your nose the next time he's had a pint.