Getting Old

[Guest Pistonbroke]

32 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Back wit

H reppage tomoo, esp for @ pistinbroke you doity lwld to Utthet mucker

 

Bithday celebrations are just meant to be. Hahaha, welcome to the 50's club. Still 6 years to catch up young man. 

[easytoslip]

Not being able to play 5 a side is a crime to the human condition, what a cunt age is, it has no reason.Nor pity.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Hark at all the juniors on here. Fucking kids

[Alan Sex]

I feel for you CD. 
 

The Sex turns 50 in August. 
 

It will be hard. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Hark at all the juniors on here. Fucking kids

I don't think anyone has admitted to that just yet. Obviously there are some who don't have to as they're just guilty as sin.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Alan Sex said:

I feel for you CD. 
 

The Sex turns 50 in August. 
 

It will be hard. 

As long as you've got a decent supply of blue pills.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, General Dryness said:

As long as you've got a decent supply of blue movies.

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[Carvalho Diablo]

14 hours ago, sir roger said:

Oi , piss off. I am 60 tomorrow.

 

Next job after here is filling in my free travel pass application form to take to Merseytravel this week.

Happy birthday Sir Rog. Have a great day matey.

[Gruntfuttock]

Moved the two potted fir trees that we use for outdoor Xmas trees this afternoon,my back is now aching and stiff.

[Alan Sex]

21 hours ago, General Dryness said:

As long as you've got a decent supply of blue pills.

Pills and the aforementioned movies, all handy. 

[Remmie]

At what age is it acceptable to start moaning about how old you are?

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

At what age is it acceptable to start moaning about how old you are?

Mid to late 30s.

 

That's when I started anyway.

[Champ]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

At what age is it acceptable to start moaning about how old you are?

Never.

 

Too many people talk themselves old

[Remmie]

Reminiscing ain't like it used to be

[Remmie]

This cuntaxe is younger than me, christ:

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just had to drag the missus away from a decent t night out with a couple of good friends in order to take a decent a shit on me own pan. Ended up In some bar, tried to access the facilities, some Berk wobbled out sniffing, loooking like a cross between russell brand and Marc bolan’s effigy after I kicked the door.

That is enough, I declared and we left.

typed from my own bog.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Today I wore a vest.

[Sugar Ape]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Today I wore a vest.

Absolutely unacceptable no matter how old you are. Only ever acceptable if you’re Italian and sitting outside Satriale’s with a tracky top over it. 
 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

46 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Today I wore a vest.

 

[cloggypop]

54 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Today I wore a vest.

Did you actually buy it? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

52 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Did you actually buy it? 

I did.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Over the moon, the postman just delivered my new pair of slippers. First pair I've owned in about 45 years.

 

Coupled with my newfound love of vests I reckon I'm adapting to life in the 50s club pretty well.

[Oh Buoy]

Came in here thinking I could join the party at age 30.

 

Seems I've got a few more years left in me as I can still play 5-a-side and don't own a vest.

 

Therapeutic this thread is.

[Leyton388]

Suffering from sciatica and generally just having a back in bits. When I was 28 I pulled my back in the gym and it's never been the same since. It's gotten better over the years but up until a few years ago my back would completely lock and I'd be in bed for about 5 days. This seemed to happen regularly every 5 to 6 months. 

 

Like I said its not that bad anymore but I still get those twinges to the point I've had to buy a back support.

 

Its shit as I used to be really active. Go the gym 3 times a week play football and go hiking but ever since then when I do exercise my backs in bits. Turned into a right fat cunt as well. 

[littletedwest]

I now go red everytime I drink. It's not like I'm an alcoholic I drink once a week but 3 beers I look like a brexit voter. My blood pressure is fine as well.