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What happens next?

Pureblood

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What happens next?  

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  1. 1. What happens next?

    • We win both
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    • We win the Premier League
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    • We win the Champions League
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    • We win neither
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Anubis Grand Master

Anubis

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A mass alien invasion force lands in the middle of Good Friday lunch, killing millions in a cull of humanity. All PL and CL games are suspended indefinitely. Those of us who remain become slaves mining quartz, which just happens to power their roving alien pirate fleet. Nobody wins anything.

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s(k)aturation Grand Master

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13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

A mass alien invasion force lands in the middle of Good Friday lunch, killing millions in a cull of humanity. All PL and CL games are suspended indefinitely. Those of us who remain become slaves mining quartz, which just happens to power their roving alien pirate fleet. Nobody wins anything.

 

Ifithadnabinfer Armageddon... 

 

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39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

A mass alien invasion force lands in the middle of Good Friday lunch, killing millions in a cull of humanity. All PL and CL games are suspended indefinitely. Those of us who remain become slaves mining quartz, which just happens to power their roving alien pirate fleet. Nobody wins anything.

 

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Jose Jones Grand Master

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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

A mass alien invasion force lands in the middle of Good Friday lunch, killing millions in a cull of humanity. All PL and CL games are suspended indefinitely. Those of us who remain become slaves mining quartz, which just happens to power their roving alien pirate fleet. Nobody wins anything.

“I’d take that, if offered” - Creator Supreme

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TheDrowningMan Veteran

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The league title is essentially gone as a result of Tottenham's win yesterday - City won’t drop a single point now. The CL is difficult to predict. Spurs are obviously favourites against Ajax, and the latter are unlikely to cause another upset. Our tie against Barcelona could go either way, but I suspect if we do get through it’ll be Spurs in the final, a game I can’t see us winning after doing the double over them in the league.

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VladimirIlyich Grand Master

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1 minute ago, TheDrowningMan said:

The league title is essentially gone as a result of Tottenham's win yesterday - City won’t drop a single point now. The CL is difficult to predict. Spurs are obviously favourites against Ajax, and the latter are unlikely to cause another upset. Our tie against Barcelona could go either way, but I suspect if we do get through it’ll be Spurs in the final, a game I can’t see us winning after doing the double over them in the league.

Don't rule out Ajax. Tottenham are notorious chokers and this Ajax team is a bit decent,unlike the one the mancs rolled over two years ago. Their players are in high demand.

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Tony Moanero Grand Master

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1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Pep takes off his own head in the pre-Spurs league game press conference, revealing a robot with a flawed European competition microchip.

Nah, I’ve seen this one before. It will kick off in the technical area during the match and Guardiola and Pochettino will square up. The vocal Spurs away support will starting singing Eye of the Tiger. Pochettino will twat Guardiola and knock his head off, revealing Pep as a robot, and lash his head into the crowd.

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s(k)aturation Grand Master

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I think one of them will reveal themselves as the cryogenic defrosting of General Franco.

 

With a subsequent Guernica-style blitz unleashed along the Manchester Ship Canal.

 

Which will be immortalised in oil by Rolf Harris as a fleeting, final and futile act of nonce-repentance.

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Captain Turdseye Grand Master

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5 hours ago, Anubis said:

A mass alien invasion force lands in the middle of Good Friday lunch, killing millions in a cull of humanity. All PL and CL games are suspended indefinitely. Those of us who remain become slaves mining quartz, which just happens to power their roving alien pirate fleet. Nobody wins anything.

 

 

WOOL. 

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