Worse than Brexit

[Mudface]

Ha- actually it was Diana van Laar, my memory's slipping, although Leer does seem appropriate.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Mudface said:

Ha- actually it was Diana van Laar, my memory's slipping, although Leer does seem appropriate.

Its most likely your eyesight that's going.

[Kevin D]

On 08/04/2019 at 22:23, M_B said:

 

I used to stay up all night watching porn. It seriously affected my life. Then I discovered SAA and a Sex Psychotherapist and my life has turned around.

 

Fair play.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 08/04/2019 at 22:33, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

What’s SAA?

South African Airlines. He joined the mile high club and is now banned from piloting their aeroplanes.

[Dr Nowt]

“What fresh hell is this?” 

 

Mook, April 17 2019.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Such a load of bollocks. They want you to go somewhere and get a porn pass, at a local shop. 

 

Me: ‘Hi’

 

Pretty young lady behind the till: ‘Hello, how can I help’

 

Me: ‘I’m here for the age verification pass’

 

PYLBTT: ‘Oh, you mean the porn pass?’

 

Me: ‘Erm’

 

PYLBTT: ‘HELP ON TILL NUMBER 4. THERE’S A MAN WHO WANTS A WANK WAIVER’

 

What a lot of shit. 

 

[Dr Nowt]

For some reason that reminds me of this.

 

[Dr Nowt]

I don’t see why both wasn’t included as an option tbh.

[Pureblood]

Gripping stuff.  

[General Dryness]

Some cracking nostalgia on this thread.

 

Or should that be crack nostalgia.

[Mook]

The next three months is going to be pulverising, that's for sure.

[Dr Nowt]

Blood wanks ahoy.

[General Dryness]

Nuts like raisins.

[Mook]

Apparently delayed for at least six months.

 

Bottle of champagne tonight then.

[Dr Nowt]

Would have thought you could fit a full jeroboam up there by now.

[Strontium]

I can't find anything about Labour's policy on this.

[Pureblood]

7 hours ago, Mook said:

Apparently delayed for at least six months.

So the same as Brexit, then.

[PestiRed]

19 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

I can't find anything about Labour's policy on this.

 

So the same as Brexit, then