Are Choco Leibniz overrated?

[Pureblood]

I haven't tried the milk chocolate variant so maybe that's what I'm missing out on, but the plain chocolate one is very MOR.  Plain chocolate on a bog-standard rich tea type base, what's all the fuss aboot?

[cloggypop]

I like them but they don't really work as a dunker. 

 

In more important biscuit news, I can now buy McVities Chocolate Digestives in both plain and milk varieties. Ginger Nuts are also available and have obviously been bought as soon as. 

 

Made up me. 

[Pureblood]

I'm yet to hear anyone justify the existence of the plain chocolate Leibniz, bursting onto the biscuit scene with its astounding mediocrity. 

[aRdja]

What is this “plain” variant?

 

https://www.bahlsen.co.uk/products/bahlsen/choco-leibniz

[VladimirIlyich]

The milk chocolate version are nice and have replaced the all too short lived chocolate rich tea.

[SlugTrail]

14 hours ago, TK421 said:

I'm yet to hear anyone justify the existence of the plain chocolate Leibniz, bursting onto the biscuit scene with its astounding mediocrity. 

They are for people that like plain chocolate over milk chocolate. Quite cunning really. 

 

My favourites are the caramel ones, purely because I am a fat fucker and like lots of sugar.

[Jairzinho]

Who the fuck is eating plain chocolate anything?

[Pureblood]

I think it was the dark chocolate I was thinking of.  

[Jairzinho]

Don't think I've ever tried one. Because milk chocolate ones exist.

 

 

[Paul]

Milk chocolate* is for women and children. Every red-blooded male knows that. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Except on Crunchies. 

[Tony Moanero]

Dark chocolate is balls, except when mint is involved. After Eights are boss.

[Guest]

38 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Dark chocolate is balls, except when mint is involved. After Eights are boss.

I respect your opinion on all things chocolate and biscuits but 70% and above dark chocolate is the business. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Overrated. They're average choccy biscuits that've been elevated due to their presentation and name.

 

Fox's Viennese piss all over them.

 

Oh, and dark chocolate is for men who tuck their polo shirts into their jeans.

[Mudface]

Personally, I tuck mine into jodhpurs, so yeah, dark chocolate is for cunts.

[VladimirIlyich]

45 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Personally, I tuck mine into jodhpurs, so yeah, dark chocolate is for cunts.

You've just gave me an image of fit ladies in jodhpurs and this thread has become dead easy to masturbate to.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You've just gave me an image of fit ladies in jodhpurs and this thread has become dead easy to masturbate to.

'Become'? I've been thrashing myself silly since it started.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, Mudface said:

'Become'? I've been thrashing myself silly since it started.

I was too distraught at the criticism of choco Liebnitz to even get a semi.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Overrated. They're average choccy biscuits that've been elevated due to their presentation and name.

 

Fox's Viennese piss all over them.

 

Oh, and dark chocolate is for men who tuck their polo shirts into their jeans.

Viennese biscuits are for men who wear vests and tuck them into their underpants.

[Tony Moanero]

[Dr Nowt]

When you have a set of them at home you realise it’s a good thing you only get one with a drink out.

 

Comfortably pig a dozen in one go.

 

Shamefully never even had one with chocolate on.

[magicrat]

Fuck off with this shit the orange ones are especially ace

[Megadrive Man]

I only ever buy them if they're half price.

[Bjornebye]

I met a fella years ago who used to go for the Bournevilles first in a box of roses. Unsurprisingly he is doing a 20 stretch for molesting small mammals.