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How many wipes is good enough?

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We've all been there.

Often in the mornings and often without a shower to follow.

How many wipes of your bum hole is enough?

Is a little bit of poo good for the soul or does it need scrubbed raw?

 

Discuss.

 

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All depends on the severity of the dump. 

 

You can have a rapid escape one that barely touches the side = very little wiping.

 

Or one that follows after a spicy Asian dish = call the fire brigade for a full hose down. 

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2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Stop when you hit bone.

Weird you have said that. Does anyone get a semi on when they have a sunday night emperors shit? during the wipe I mean. Like a long (not aggressive put deep) wipe. ? Ive noticed that I do. 

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59 minutes ago, Spring said:

We've all been there.

Often in the mornings and often without a shower to follow.

How many wipes of your bum hole is enough?

Is a little bit of poo good for the soul or does it need scrubbed raw?

 

Discuss.

 

smithillspoo5JPG.jpg

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9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

It’s been done. There’s dozens of nonces on here that stand up to wipe. 

Ah, well hopefully the wounds have healed in the meantime.

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10 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Standing up to wipe makes your arse clench. Unless you squat, but then why not just sit down?

But what hand do you wipe your arse with? 

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21 minutes ago, Mook said:

Wiping?

 

Fuck that, I ram the paper up my arse.

Along with the bog roll dispenser, the toilet brush and the uprooted toilet containing the turds you just deposited in it. You just can't let them go.

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2 hours ago, Spring said:

We've all been there.

Often in the mornings and often without a shower to follow.

How many wipes of your bum hole is enough?

Is a little bit of poo good for the soul or does it need scrubbed raw?

 

Discuss.

 

smithillspoo5JPG.jpg

Anyway, whats happened mate? everything ok indoors? 

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