Who is your Florida Man

[Bjornebye]

Don't get too excited. 

 

Type in 'Florida Man' then your Birthday i.e.; 'February 17' and see what your Florida man has been up too

 

Mine : Squirrel attacks Florida Man, Rodent was raised by neighbour 

 

 

[Anubis]

4th August.

 

Florida man killed in standoff shot BB gun at deputies.

 

Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

[Pidge]

"Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder, police say"

[Mook]

6th February,

 

'Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn’t take bath'

 

http://www.kcbd.com/2019/02/06/florida-man-tries-run-over-son-who-wouldnt-take-bath-deputies-say/

[Mudface]

11th December-

 

Police Arrest South Florida Man For Stalking Woman & Her 3 Daughters

Quote

 

Now busted by police, Nieto is accused of trolling around the Little Haiti neighborhood, once rolling down the window of his SUV and saying to the mother “Christmas is coming, and I know things are hard, so let me come straight. I will give you $200 to $300 for an hour.”

 

The mother said that she told the defendant she was not that type of woman and to keep on moving.

According to police, Nieto kept moving all right.

 

He later allegedly encountered the woman’s daughters, trying to hustle them and according to a police report, told them “come here girls-get in the car-I can make your Christmas really happy.”

 

Sounds like a kindly fella, just wanting to help out.

[General Dryness]

Florida man was standing in fire chanting before arrest. Police say they believe the Cape Coral, Florida man had taken psychedelic mushrooms.

[El Rojo]

'Time traveling' Florida man crashes car into building

[Fugitive]

Shirtless Florida Man is Back To Confront Hurricane Florence with SLAYER's "Raining Blood"

[Dr Nowt]

Florida Man Steals Clothes, Bites Security Guard, Flees in Gold Convertible.

 

Appears that Florida Man is my brethren.

[The Midnight Rambler]

August 9th

 

Florida man uses fake ID, steals $41K in dental implants, $10K for French bulldog

[TheHowieLama]

June 5th

 

Florida man wanted to remind everyone that ‘this is America.’ So he painted a giant American flag on his house.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/06/05/florida-man-wanted-to-remind-everyone-that-this-is-america-so-he-painted-a-giant-american-flag-on-his-house/?utm_term=.e855725f82db

[Dr Nowt]

“I’m Florida man, admits tlw forumite the howie llama.”

[cloggypop]

Stig's next thread :

 

Google the name of your first pet and Florida. Post the results here. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Close the thread.

29th june

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

[Bobby Hundreds]

Florida man with no arms charged after allegedly stabbing someone with his feet.

[Aventus]

Police kill suicidal florida man

 

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Stig's next thread :

 

Google the name of your first pet and Florida. Post the results here. 

 

The one after that will be a draft.

 

Back to this thread:

 

Deputies: Florida man punched, squeezed life out of baby

[Fowlers God]

[manwiththestick]

Florida man throws burrito in girlfriends face.

 

Florida man throws toilet through window of boarding school.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Florida Man arrested after punching ATM for giving him too much money.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Close the thread.

29th june

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

 

That’s a great day to have a birthday. 

 

Florida Man loves the Flakka so he’s alright by me. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Florida man arrested after calling 999 to get a lift to Hooters.

[manwiththestick]

Conclusion in reading this thread is that Florida is ace and I want to live there.

[Red Phoenix]

Was laughing at some of this earlier from twitter. All I could find after checking again was : Florida man with unfortunate Instagram tattoo is cool with the new logo.

 

This was my favourite though which was from another date further down the results : A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

 

 

[El Rojo]

2 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Close the thread.

29th june

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

He'll be disappointed when he looks back at that. Or maybe not.