The Twitter Way

[Guest]

You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Twitter.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Tony Bellew has really made a twat of himself on Twitter over the last 24 hours. 

 Bit harsh that. His account was hacked don't ya know. That's right, someone hacked his account to defend David Beckham. They then went on to have a go at people suffering with depression. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

8 hours ago, TK421 said:

It forces the reader into thinking like a tweeter. 

#thinklikeawoofer

[Pidge]

9 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

There’s loads of shite on twitter but there’s plenty of boss stuff, too. Twitter, like most things, is what you make of it. Z list celebrities and self important people, who like the sound of their own voice, are easily avoided.

Exactly, it's perfectly easy to curate a top drawer feed made up of depressing play-by-play accounts of current events, interspersed with silent comedy clips and otter videos.

[Dr Nowt]

3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 Bit harsh that. His account was hacked don't ya know. That's right, someone hacked his account to defend David Beckham. They then went on to have a go at people suffering with depression. 

 

Presumably Rory Bremner hacked his account.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I've a feeling that comment about people who suffer from depression comment might well come back and bite him on the arse one day. There's something very unhinged about him. Bellew that is, not Bremner.

[cloggypop]

Mad how these blerts tweet absolute shite for years just before they get hacked and the press picks up on it. 

[Rico1304]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just been suspended from Twitter for the second time.  Both times the "offending" tweet was calling a lying cunt a lying cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've just been suspended from Twitter for the second time.  Both times the "offending" tweet was calling a lying cunt a lying cunt.

Which Tory cunt was it? Or was it an orange munchkin?

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've just been suspended from Twitter for the second time.  Both times the "offending" tweet was calling a lying cunt a lying cunt.

The word 'cunt' seems to be some sort of banning trigger on there, which is odd considering the place is absolutely rammed with cunts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

26 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which Tory cunt was it? Or was it an orange munchkin?

The first one was Dan Hodges.  I'd challenge anyone to stand up in court and argue that he isn't a lying cunt.

 

The latest is some sick Blueshite cunt, who made up some lie about Liverpool fans taking the piss out of Emiliano Sala.  That cunt hasn't been suspended, of course.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The first one was Dan Hodges.  I'd challenge anyone to stand up in court and argue that he isn't a lying cunt.

 

The latest is some sick Blueshite cunt, who made up some lie about Liverpool fans taking the piss out of Emiliano Sala.  That cunt hasn't been suspended, of course.

I'd stay away. It's not a place I frequent very much and nor will I. How to be a cunt in a few simple sentences.

[Bjornebye]

Rachel Riley has managed to do the impossible and become a bigger cunt on there than Katie Hopkins 

[Thoth]

18 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The first one was Dan Hodges.  I'd challenge anyone to stand up in court and argue that he isn't a lying cunt.

 

The latest is some sick Blueshite cunt, who made up some lie about Liverpool fans taking the piss out of Emiliano Sala.  That cunt hasn't been suspended, of course.

I saw that, and the little cunt is crowing about how famous he is, nice to see Peter Moores call out caught offside who ran the story, he is great at that sort of thing.

[cloggypop]

I can't believe that Caught Offside have risked their journalistic integrity here. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Thoth said:

I saw that, and the little cunt is crowing about how famous he is, nice to see Peter Moores call out caught offside who ran the story, he is great at that sort of thing.

I wouldn't even know who he was without him being mentioned on here.

[Bjornebye]

What did we do without the internet eh. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 22/04/2019 at 23:28, Mook said:

The word 'cunt' seems to be some sort of banning trigger on there, which is odd considering the place is absolutely rammed with cunts.

If they said "you're not allowed to say cunt" I wouldn't mind. It's the fact that they're calling it "hateful conduct" (which, by their definition, includes threats and racism, etc, but doesn't prohibit calling a lying cunt a lying cunt) that really boils my piss. I've appealed, because I don't see why I should be lumped in with all those racists, wannabe rapists and UKIP candidates. 

 

Does anyone know anyone who has ever successfully appealed a suspension?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just gonna leave this here...

If you see him give him a slap !!! pic.twitter.com/sHlDj4Yr5y

— Citizen 1 (@citizen1448) May 7, 2019

[Rico1304]

Danny Baker tweets a photo of Edward & Mrs Simpson holding hands with a clothed chimp and frames it as the new royal baby.  

 

Then he blames everyone else for having polluted minds for calling it out as a bit racist. 

[Lee909]

Yeah you are not winning that argument even if you didn't mean it to be a bit racist

[Bobby Hundreds]

I remember those adverts he used to do about keeping your whites white. Even going as far as challenging people on their own doorsteps about whiteness.

[Numero Veinticinco]

20 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Danny Baker tweets a photo of Edward & Mrs Simpson holding hands with a clothed chimp and frames it as the new royal baby.  

 

Then he blames everyone else for having polluted minds for calling it out as a bit racist. 

Did he say ‘that’s not what white people look like’? Probably not. You’d be defending it if he did. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Is it that Meghan bird who had a sprog or what?