Fries vs Chips

[Kevin D]

This thread is a disgrace.

[cloggypop]

37 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Used to love the green cream soda from the milk van.

The Alpine van did sell American Green Cream Soda. It also sold Dandelion & Burdock. It certainly didn't sell fucking milk! 

 

Burn the wool! 

[Pureblood]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

The Alpine van did sell American Green Cream Soda. It also sold Dandelion & Burdock. It certainly didn't sell fucking milk! 

 

Burn the wool! 

Haha.

 

I'm going to make a fries butty later this week.  I plan on using McDonald's fries, a decent soft bread roll, butter and salt.  I will post a photo with my keys for evidence.

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, TK421 said:

Haha.

 

I'm going to make a fries butty later this week.  I plan on using McDonald's fries, a decent soft bread roll, butter and salt.  I will post a photo with my keys for evidence.

McDonald’s BBQ sauce is boss.

[Pureblood]

17 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

Fries here too.

Get in there.  The fightback starts here.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

McDonald’s BBQ sauce is boss.

I've never tried it.  Those communal sauce dispensers freak my nut out. 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

Get in there.  The fightback starts here.

The Red Phoenix fries are from a peado pizza basement though. 

[Josef Svejk]

The correct answer is vinegar.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

The Red Phoenix fries are from a peado pizza basement though. 

Good lad.  The Podesta brothers, Madeleine McCann and some fries - top night out. 

[Tony Moanero]

9 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I've never tried it.  Those communal sauce dispensers freak my nut out. 

 

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Do you have to request these from behind the counter?

 

Check this grim story out... student finds maggots in the ketchup dispenser.  

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/rose-crescent-mcdonalds-maggots-tomato-15250459

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

I think it is Dessert Island.

 

Do you want chips?

If its a Dessert Island shouldn't they be chocolate chips.

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Do you have to request these from behind the counter?

 

Check this grim story out... student finds maggots in the ketchup dispenser.  

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/rose-crescent-mcdonalds-maggots-tomato-15250459

Yes.

[Red Phoenix]

44 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

The Red Phoenix fries are from a peado pizza basement though. 

[TheHowieLama]

53 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

If its a Dessert Island shouldn't they be chocolate chips.

Yes, dark.

[Pureblood]

Bubble Bobble had fries in it, surely that settles it.  Don't see any chips in Bubble Bobble.

 

[Alan Sex]

Chips. Skin on, salty, lashings of malt vinegar. 

 

It’s like a party in my mouth. A sexy party. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bad chips are better than the best fries, just like the worst Beatles album is better than Steps Greatest Hits.

[A Red]

I knew it was too good to last. When the fuck would you have a fries butty? Fries belong in fast food burger outlets and only then because they will fit in a burger carton lid.

 

As for Vinegar

 

[General Dryness]

For fucks sake, nobody mention wedges. I might have mentioned them a second ago, but I think we got away with it. 

 

They're shit, anyway.

[Anubis]

Chips - cut up potatoes that are chips. The one, the only.

 

Wedges - cut up potatoes masquerading as chips but more in common with baked potatoes than chips.

 

Fries - those potatoes stick things in crisp sections, masquerading as trips.

[General Dryness]

Just now, Anubis said:

Wedges

Oh fucking hell.

[Anubis]

Still upset that you found out where your webbed toes and fingers come from, GD? That’s ok mate, let the anger out. Let it out.

[General Dryness]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Still upset that you found out where your webbed toes and fingers come from, GD? That’s ok mate, let the anger out. Let it out.

If we ever get chased by sharks theres only one of us getting away.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, aRdja said:

Both are overrated IMO. Roast potatoes for me.

Fish and roast potatoes?

 

Sheesh.