Important stuff

[Pureblood]

If it were a cob it would have corn on it.  Or belong to a spider.

 

Keep it simple and get fucked with your quirky regional colloquialisms. 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s a Scottish thing. Went to Greggs once and asked for a sausage roll and I was given a Lorne Sausage barm. 

Piece and chips round here usually.

[TheHowieLama]

Agreed - its on a soft roll. Barm

Two pieces of bread makes a butty.

 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It's a chip butty.  Balm is something you put on your lips. 

A butty is two slices of bread 

 

Galactic Empire? Galactic divvy more like 

[Pureblood]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

A butty is two slices of bread 

 

Galactic Empire? Galactic divvy more like 

Two slices of bread with a filling, eh?  I wonder if there's another popular word for that. 

 

Rebel scum.

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s a Scottish thing. Went to Greggs once and asked for a sausage roll and I was given a Lorne Sausage barm. 

I'm not convinced this actually happened.

[KMD7]

Chip roll

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Two slices of bread with a filling, eh?  I wonder if there's another popular word for that. 

 

Rebel scum.

And proud you fucking jedi nobhead 

[Elite]

It's chips on a barm cake, therefore it can't be anything other than a chip barm. 

[Sugar Ape]

Great article this. Five ‘delicacies’ you might miss if you leave Glasgow. Basically they’ve just deep fried anything they can get their hands on including pizza and the contents of Cadbury world.

 

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/five-glaswegian-chip-shop-delicacies-11462402.amp

 

One of the lads got a deep fried Haggis from the Lobster pot when we were out a few weeks ago so that’s worked its way down here for a start.

[Pureblood]

This is like when they ask Americans what the capital of France is, and the survey comes back with 56% saying it's Detroit.  There is a world outside your rainy little region, you know. 

[Mook]

Deep fried haggis is magic.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

This is like when the ask Americans what the capital of France is, and the survey comes back with 56% saying it's Detroit.  There is a world outside your rainy little region, you know. 

Ok

 

Its a Chip Roly Poly 

[Pureblood]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Ok

 

Its a Chip Roly Poly 

I'll settle for that. 

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

It's chips on a barm cake, therefore it can't be anything other than a chip barm. 

Haha, "cake".  Freaks. 

[General Dryness]

I notice nobody has said chip bap, so I'm guessing that's the answer that's going to cause an avalanche of righteous scouse indignation.

 

On the Isle of Man, it would be called a chip bap.

[TheHowieLama]

Hoagie, Hero, Po' Boy, Sub, Dagwood, Grinder, Blimpie - these are the real quality.

 

Leftover fries on a hamburger bun --  eehhh...to quote @Sasas -- Reason why English food has a bad rep

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I notice nobody has said chip bap, so I'm guessing that's the answer that's going to cause an avalanche of righteous scouse indignation.

 

On the Isle of Man, it would be called a chip bap.

No wonder you moved to New Zealand 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Barm sounds like something you’d eat in Wigan. You webbed feet fucks.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, El Diego said:

Barm sounds like something you’d eat in Wigan. You webbed feet fucks.

Fuck off Donald Duck 

[Red_or_Dead]

It's a chip barm.  Anyone who says otherwise is a nonce.

 

 

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

No wonder you moved to New Zealand 

I moved to get away from LFD.

[Pureblood]

Just now, General Dryness said:

I moved to get away from LFD.

I disagree. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

What do I call it? I call it gauche. 

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

A chip roll.

 

This is obviously the right answer.

 

I only mean that objectively. It is a bread roll and it has chips in it.

 

Whatever these English perverts choose to call it has nothing to do with me. That's their business.