Important stuff

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

Looks suspiciously like it to me.

 

Served on a cardboard plate 

cardboard.  pah!  polystyrene if you don't mind... 

[stringvest]

5 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Is that a brioche bun?

Fuck me that looks supoib.

 

I'm assuming that if that is a brioche bun, those chips are fried not once, not twice, but at least thrice.  And the arse that egg was fired from has roamed the fields freely without a by your leave.

[Champ]

25 minutes ago, stringvest said:

cardboard.  pah!  polystyrene if you don't mind... 

I hope not. I can’t be doing with polystyrene 

[stringvest]

5 minutes ago, Champ said:

I hope not. I can’t be doing with polystyrene 

 

you could if it had the word 'artisan' in front of it

[Mook]

40 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I could get on board with that if it was in a nice morning roll but as it is; no dice.

Agreed & fuck the tomato sauce off for HP.

[Champ]

8 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

you could if it had the word 'artisan' in front of it

Nope. Horrible indestructible stuff

[Champ]

Just now, Mook said:

Agreed & fuck the tomato sauce off for HP.

Ah, so it wasn’t yours? 

I hadn’t had you down as the tomato sauce kind

[Guest]

56 minutes ago, Champ said:

Looks suspiciously like it to me.

 

Served on a cardboard plate. With ketchup 

Key question is whether the ketchup came from the fridge? 

[sir roger]

‘Bin Lid’ is only used for a larger barm, with a commensurately increased price.

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Champ said:

Ah, so it wasn’t yours? 

I hadn’t had you down as the tomato sauce kind

It was just a picture I saw on Twitter that I thought might generate some debate.

 

Tomato sauce is for under 12s, oddballs & people who listen to James Last.

 

And nonces.

[Chairman Meow]

16 hours ago, Mook said:

It was just a picture I saw on Twitter that I thought might generate some debate.

 

Tomato sauce is for under 12s, oddballs & people who listen to James Last.

 

And nonces.

How dare you, I'm 39 and I don't like James Last. 

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Mook said:

It was just a picture I saw on Twitter that I thought might generate some debate.

 

Tomato sauce is for under 12s, oddballs & people who listen to James Last.

 

And nonces.

I hate tomato sauce as its the only thing you ever taste when you add it to something. This is fine if you've used a dish of rotten meat transported on a galleon in the 18th century which has taken 3 months to get here but with modern day food I'd suggest your food is actually tasteless and shit.

[Sugar Ape]

Just seen this on Twitter. We need to give Scotland independence the weird cunts and they can take Yorkshire with them.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

So you don't have tomato sauce on a hotdog, the occasional burger or chips! There's a time and place for almost every condiment.

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

So you don't have tomato sauce on a hotdog, the occasional burger or chips! There's a time and place for almost every condiment.

Hotdog/burger - yellow mustard

Chips/fries - garlic mayonnaise 

Kiddie's menu - ketchup

[Tony Moanero]

Hotdog - red sauce and mustard

Burger - relish and mustard

Chips - gravy or curry

Bacon butty - red sauce 

Sausage butty - brown sauce

Bin - mayonnaise 

[VladimirIlyich]

Tomato Sauce ruins everything because its all you can taste. If your food is rancide then I suppose it works fine.

[Bobby Hundreds]

You could say that about every single type of sauce. You could say it about gravy or curry sauce, you could say it about seasoning or herbs. Just because you don't like a certain type of flavour doesn't mean everyone else's food must be rancid that uses it. Bet you don't dip your sausage in your egg do you... DO YOU!

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

You could say that about every single type of sauce. You could say it about gravy or curry sauce, you could say it about seasoning or herbs. Just because you don't like a certain type of flavour doesn't mean everyone else's food must be rancid that uses it. Bet you don't dip your sausage in your egg do you... DO YOU!

The flavour of the curry sauce is whole point of curry, herbs and spices give a combination of flavours as does dipping your sausage in egg yolk. Tomato sauce is so overpowering it makes it impossible to taste anything else.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The flavour of tomato sauce is the whole point of tomato sauce. Dipping chips into ketchup is no different to dipping sausage into an egg. Don't be a flavour fascist. I dont even like red sauce enough to type this. I'm off to make poached egg on toast.

 

With brown sauce.

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

I had gravy on chips on friday for the first time ever. Fucking grim. 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I had gravy on chips on friday for the first time ever. Fucking grim. 

Bisto?

[Fugitive]

49 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I had gravy on chips on friday for the first time ever. Fucking grim. 

Fuck off, gravy on chips is a beautiful thing.

 

Fucking Tory.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Fuck off, gravy on chips is a beautiful thing.

 

Fucking Tony?

No,just his ma.