Important stuff

[Scooby Dudek]

Chip barm

[Mudface]

Not sure if this has been posted on here somewhere before, but it's quite an interesting dialect quiz (including the vital barm/ bap/ batch/ roll etc question). It also shows you where the words are most commonly used-

 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html?action=click&module=Editors Picks&pgtype=Homepage

[Scooby Dudek]

 

[Remmie]

In what fucking world is it a cake, barm or bread? Even that stupid fucking song says what do you call this bread roll, hmm I know I'll call this bread roll a barm cake. 

[Anny Road]

I used to have a Holland’s meat and potato pie in a buttered barm with red sauce when intoxicated in town and was a bit skint. Lovely.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Remmie said:

In what fucking world is it a cake, barm or bread? Even that stupid fucking song says what do you call this bread roll, hmm I know I'll call this bread roll a barm cake. 

Its obviously bread but baked in a cake shape. Its not a loaf so its a barm. Bet you Southerners eat it with a knife and fork.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Mudface said:

Not sure if this has been posted on here somewhere before, but it's quite an interesting dialect quiz (including the vital barm/ bap/ batch/ roll etc question). It also shows you where the words are most commonly used-

 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html?action=click&module=Editors Picks&pgtype=Homepage

Got this region. They didn't have 'sagging' for bunking off school either.

[Champ]

On 13/03/2019 at 17:10, Sugar Ape said:

 

Wool as fuck but not the worst I’ve heard. Two fingers up your bum and six Hail Marys and I’ll forgive you.

 

There are some weird ones on this list.

 

https://www.lovefood.com/galleries/amp/67776/batch-barm-cob-or-bap-what-do-you-call-a-bread-roll

Some magnificent looking examples in that link

[Pureblood]

Behold the "Fries Butty".  Lovingly prepared with McDonald's fries, a Tesco white roll, salt, vinegar and organic salted butter.  

 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Behold the "Fries Butty".  Lovingly prepared with McDonald's fries, a Tesco white roll, salt, vinegar and organic salted butter.  

 

And the plate from 1967

[Pureblood]

Don't get jealous.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Behold the "Fries Butty".  Lovingly prepared with McDonald's fries, a Tesco white roll, salt, vinegar and organic salted butter.  

 

Sauce?

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Sauce?

None.  The butter and vinegar provided ample moisture and flavour.

[Remmie]

Organic butter you say? 

[Pureblood]

18 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Organic butter you say? 

Affirmative.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 14/03/2019 at 01:08, Numero Veinticinco said:

Chip roll. My mum used to call it a barm, my boy calls it a barm, I call it a roll. 

You can have a tit roll, but you can’t have a tit barm, not unless yer a bundy 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Because of this thread I had a chip barm today with a carton of curry. I feel stodged to my outer limits.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Because of this thread I had a chip barm today with a carton of curry. I feel stodged to my outer limits.

Fanny.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

Behold the "Fries Butty".  Lovingly prepared with McDonald's fries, a Tesco white roll, salt, vinegar and organic salted butter.  

 

I remember you from Rawhide 

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

Behold the "Fries Butty".  Lovingly prepared with McDonald's fries, a Tesco white roll, salt, vinegar and organic salted butter.  

 

 

The people at the Syrian refugee camp where Shamima Begum was living were offered that and they all said "Fuck that for a laugh". Tells you all you need to know.

[Mook]

A chip roll with fried egg & haggis.

 

 

[Stouffer]

43 minutes ago, Mook said:

A chip roll with fried egg & haggis.

 

 

Is that a brioche bun?

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Stouffer said:

Is that a brioche bun?

Indeed it is

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Stouffer said:

Is that a brioche bun?

Looks suspiciously like it to me.

 

Served on a cardboard plate. With ketchup 

[Stouffer]

I could get on board with that if it was in a nice morning roll but as it is; no dice.