Important stuff

[Kevin D]

20 minutes ago, Mook said:

I get a sausage roll from Greggs (in Scotland) most days & it's never happened to me.

 

I can only assume you were served by a complete & utter maniac.

 

Yep.

 

In fairness, it wouldn't be the first time Fugitive made something up.

 

We never got those Ibiza slags photos he promised 10 years ago.

 

Never forget.

[Tony Moanero]

35 minutes ago, Remmie said:

 

Excellent. I love this

 

[General Dryness]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Your mum was adopted from somewhere like Norwich, and was found floating in a reed basket in the fens. 

Your mum was from Wigan.

[Red_or_Dead]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Your mum was from Wigan.

[TheHowieLama]

Jesus Moanero -- just say no. White Chocolate is the devils sperm

[Pureblood]

"Whittard" is what someone from the alt right would call Oscar Wilde. 

[Champ]

20 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Just asked around, and so it is (piece and chips = chip buttie). No wonder I get funny looks if someone asks for a bacon or sausage piece and I give it to them on a roll, they're probably cursing the foreigner and his weird ways.

Do you work in a cafe?

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

Do you work in a cafe?

Ha, no. Just the general cook and bottle washer here seeing as I work from home and my missus hates cooking.

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Ha, no. Just the general cook and bottle washer here seeing as I work from home and my missus hates cooking.

A mixed marriage, eh?

[A Red]

Chip butty. Go to be buttered and salt on the chips

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

 

Was it a present?

 

I’ve never heard of anyone buying anything for themselves from them

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

Was it a present?

 

I’ve never heard of anyone buying anything for themselves from them

Haha yes it was

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I get a sausage roll from Greggs (in Scotland) most days & it's never happened to me.

 

I can only assume you were served by a complete & utter maniac.

Obviously, I live in Glasgow.

[Pureblood]

23 minutes ago, A Red said:

Chip butty. Go to be buttered and salt on the chips

We agree on the important stuff.

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Obviously, I live in Glasgow.

They’d call it a roll and sausage, would they not? The weirdos.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Great article this. Five ‘delicacies’ you might miss if you leave Glasgow. Basically they’ve just deep fried anything they can get their hands on including pizza and the contents of Cadbury world.

 

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/five-glaswegian-chip-shop-delicacies-11462402.amp

 

One of the lads got a deep fried Haggis from the Lobster pot when we were out a few weeks ago so that’s worked its way down here for a start.

 

Battered haggis from the Lobster Pot is fucking lovely. I used to eat them all the time. Made sure I stopped for one last time I was up there. Their salt & pepper chips are weird though. Completely different to any other chippy and stupidly hot. 

 

And yeah, it’s a chip barm. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Jesus Moanero -- just say no. White Chocolate is the devils sperm

Balls.

 

Fantastic, these.

 

[Champ]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Balls.

 

My teeth are crying just looking at that

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Chip butty. Go to be buttered and salt on the chips

Salt and vinegar, surely?

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Champ said:

My teeth are crying just looking at that

Teeth? I haven’t had any since I was about 14!

[skend04]

Chip butty or chip cob at a push. Barm? This is just like that time when some of you lot thought iced lollies were lolly ices. Fucking weirdos. 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, skend04 said:

Chip butty or chip cob at a push. Barm? This is just like that time when some of you lot thought iced lollies were lolly ices. Fucking weirdos. 

Bad wool behaviour here. 

 

It's a chip barm. 

[A Red]

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Salt and vinegar, surely?

Vinegar is vile disgusting stuff only suitable for cleaning things

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, A Red said:

Vinegar is vile disgusting stuff only suitable for cleaning things

 

[Pureblood]

I bet you barm scruffs eat baked bean barms.