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[General Dryness]

Just now, Red_or_Dead said:

It's a chip barm.  Anyone who says otherwise is a nonce.

 

 

My mum was born and raised in Huyton, and yet I never heard the word Barm unless we were visiting our relations in St Helen's. It was always bap at home. 

[Remmie]

In the cultural utopia that is Milton Keynes, the word butty is only ever used to describe the shoving of chips into a roll, we don't call sandwiches butties we call them sandwiches, we're hilarious like that. 

 

When my fellow Southern mate went to Manchester and the lady at a cafe asked him if he wanted a full English on a plate or a barm he looked genuinely freaked out. 'A plate please, I have no idea what a bam is'. 

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

I disagree. 

Yeah you would, wouldn't you.

[Trumo]

9 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

On the Isle of Man, it would be called a chip bap.

 

Considering the place is full of bikers and fairies, I'm not surprised.

[Pureblood]

Just now, General Dryness said:

Yeah you would, wouldn't you.

Agree to disagree.

[Pureblood]

I used to live in Liverpool when I was a young lad and I never heard the word "barm".  The first time I became aware of it was when I signed up on here and @Section_31 used it, I was going to ask what the fuck he was talking about but decided to let it slide.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

Blackadder : "barm", sir? It is a common word down our way.

[General Dryness]

Just now, Trumo said:

 

Considering the place is full of bikers and fairies, I'm not surprised.

The bikers are mostly temporary visitors. The fairies are permanent though.

[Kevin D]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Agree to disagree.

 

Major Tom lives!

[Fugitive]

30 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm not convinced this actually happened.

You can think what you want, it happened.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

You can think what you want, it happened.

Mooks just confused because you never ended the story by ramming the roll up your arse.

[Champ]

54 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Piece and chips round here usually.

But surely that’s 2 slices of bread?

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Rem, hot chocolate is boss, so as much as I would love to be overcome with rage, it’s a thumbs up from me. What brand was it?

 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

A photo of some manky chips in some stale looking bread. Do I win a prize? 

And no butter

[Pureblood]

"Piece and chips", does @Mudface live on a pirate ship?

[Bjornebye]

Anyone who buys one instead of a sausage dinner, fish and chips or chips curry and rice is a fucking nonce anyway regardless of its name. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Agreed - its on a soft roll. Barm

Two pieces of bread makes a butty.

 

 

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A butty is two slices of bread 

 

Galactic Empire? Galactic divvy more like 

Doesn't really need to be two slices. A buttie can be one slice half filled and the other half folded over.

[Mudface]

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Piece and chips round here usually.

 

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You can think what you want, it happened.

I get a sausage roll from Greggs (in Scotland) most days & it's never happened to me.

 

I can only assume you were served by a complete & utter maniac.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

 A buttie can be one slice half filled and the other half folded over.

Thats a half a sandwich Mick

[Anubis]

31 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

My mum was born and raised in Huyton, and yet I never heard the word Barm unless we were visiting our relations in St Helen's. It was always bap at home. 

Your mum was adopted from somewhere like Norwich, and was found floating in a reed basket in the fens. 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone who buys one instead of a sausage dinner, fish and chips or chips curry and rice is a fucking nonce anyway regardless of its name. 

 

[Boss]

Chip Roll is some John Carpenter type shit. These people are not human. They need to be quarantined and launched into space asap.

[Mudface]

27 minutes ago, Champ said:

But surely that’s 2 slices of bread?

Just asked around, and so it is (piece and chips = chip buttie). No wonder I get funny looks if someone asks for a bacon or sausage piece and I give it to them on a roll, they're probably cursing the foreigner and his weird ways.