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Cheltenham 2019


Jairzinho
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Without wanting to offend any of the racing fans in here with my stupidity, but I just put a rushed bet on what I thought was the next race at Cheltenham, only to realise it was a South African race. The horse won and I now have £30 extra to lose over the next couple of days.

 

I don't even know fuck all about racing, but before anyone has a go at me about not respecting the equine festivity of it all, just bear in mind that I've banged a few "horses" in my time.

 

Whaaaaaay! Lads? Am I right lads? Lads?

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On 11/03/2019 at 10:06, ZonkoVille77 said:

Here's my picks for tomorrow. Piece of piss...

 

Day 1

Supreme- Klassical Dream e/w

Arkle - Hardline e/w

Ultima - Up for review e/w. Beware the Bear e/w

CH - Melon e/w. Apples Jade win.

Mares - BDD

Close bros - A plus tard, Cubomania both e/w NHC - Ballyward

 

First one up. 

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That cunt riding Glen Forsa should be booked for diving - jumped off on purpose! 

 

Im having a torrid time of it here. Not only have I lost the first 2, bet365 have had that £30 winnings back and reckon the horse came second. I watched the race. I saw it win. The commentators commentated it winning. I’m absolutely blagged by it.

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10 minutes ago, belarus said:

That cunt riding Glen Forsa should be booked for diving - jumped off on purpose! 

 

Im having a torrid time of it here. Not only have I lost the first 2, bet365 have had that £30 winnings back and reckon the horse came second. I watched the race. I saw it win. The commentators commentated it winning. I’m absolutely blagged by it.

You picked the wrong day to start smoking spice!

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48 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

Beware the Bear for me. I'm ducking out of the 3.30 as I'm not confident enough on Buveur D'Air to merit having a proper punt on it. 

I'm not confident, but have decided to chuck a decent amount on Buveur D'Air anyway.

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