The thread for when you can't find the right thread

[Lee909]

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Anny Road said:

Just a bit of fun, no offence meant.

Hang on a minute I bet you were a prefect in school weren’t you?

 

Actually I wasn't allowed to be a prefect in junior school. You had to be a fourth year, but I had skipped a year ahead. So I was in fourth year, but got treated like a third year when it suited them.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Fucking social media apps. Why can't people just use 1 fucking platform. I'm travelling at the moment and between new contacts and friends and family back home, I've now got 10 of the fuckers to deal with, some of them that only 1 person uses.

Whatsapp seems to cover most bases,in my experience.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Whatsapp seems to cover most bases,in my experience.

Fucking email does me but different people have different preferences I have to work around, I don't get the choice.

[Anubis]

 

 

 

[dave u]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fucking arl arse @dave u

Si doesn't want all this getting dragged up when he's famous, and one day he will be, I'm certain of it.

 

I've genuinely been convinced for ages that one day I'd be sitting there watching him on the Graham Norton show sat next to Will Smith or Ben Affleck or some other A lister, and I guess he doesn't want Graham bringing up TLW on his screen and going "so I hear that you once bit off your own finger" or "so tell us about this 'squesant' you saw".

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, dave u said:

Si doesn't want all this getting dragged up when he's famous, and one day he will be, I'm certain of it.

 

I've genuinely been convinced for ages that one day I'd be sitting there watching him on the Graham Norton show sat next to Will Smith or Ben Affleck or some other A lister, and I guess he doesn't want Graham bringing up TLW on his screen and going "so I hear that you once bit off your own finger" or "so tell us about this 'squesant' you saw".

Hahaha fair enough 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Sitting waiting in my brother-in-law's car, I've just let out a combo of monstrous farts. Proper shoryuken, low kick, dragon punch jobs.

 

No way this is clearing in time. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Sitting waiting in my brother-in-law's car, I've just let out a combo of monstrous farts. Proper shoryuken, low kick, dragon punch jobs.

 

No way this is clearing in time. 

[Bjornebye]

Just watching Only Connect on BBC2 and a question came up referencing the song 'Informer' by Snow. Justgoogled the lyrics and it seems I've been getting them wrong for the last 25 or something years

 

Informer
You know say daddy me snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective man said daddy snow I stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down

Informer
You know say daddy me snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective man said daddy snow I stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
Break in an' crawl through, through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom

So
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective man said daddy snow I stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom boom down

[dave u]

On 11/03/2019 at 00:52, Strontium Dog said:

 

Actually I wasn't allowed to be a prefect in junior school. You had to be a fourth year, but I had skipped a year ahead. So I was in fourth year, but got treated like a third year when it suited them.

I was one of the only lads in my junior school who wasn't asked to be a prefect. Not sure why, I wasn't exactly a model pupil but I wasn't one of the mad bastards either. 

 

I only wanted to be asked so I could turn it down and look like a badass (one lad did that and it was the talk of the whole school and instantly made him the coolest kid in the year), but not being asked at all probably made me even more hardcore.

 

I also set a school record for the number of house points lost in a week (you lost a point any time you misbehaved). Usually the worst offenders would be on minus seven or eight. I somehow lost 22. 

 

Don't know if that record still stands but I was damn proud of it at the time.

 

Actually that might be the reason they never asked me to be a prefect.

[dave u]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just watching Only Connect on BBC2 and a question came up referencing the song 'Informer' by Snow. Justgoogled the lyrics and it seems I've been getting them wrong for the last 25 or something years

A licky boom boom down

Me too, I always thought it was "I'll lick your bum bum now".

 

I feel embarrassed now.

[Dr Nowt]

Different song. 

 

Think that one was Wacko Jacko, Dave.

[Remmie]

@Tony Moanero what's your take on biscuits and milk?

 

The reason I ask is I decided to give it a go earlier due to sheer opportunity- I had a glass of milk and the biscuits (dark chocolate digestives) were in reach. Yanks seem to have "cookies and milk" instead of tea so I wanted to see what all the fuss was aboot. 

 

They don't absorb much when you dunk, so I took the alternative approach of biting some biscuit and taking a small glug of milk and swilling it. This works nicely and reminds me of those posh milkshakes they do where you stick whatever confectionery you like in them. 

 

As I write this my wife has made me some tea and brought over a big bowl of biscuits, this time milk chocolate digestives and ginger nuts. This is a much superior all round experience and I really appreciate the warmth the tea provides. 

[Tony Moanero]

17 minutes ago, Remmie said:

@Tony Moanero what's your take on biscuits and milk?

 

The reason I ask is I decided to give it a go earlier due to sheer opportunity- I had a glass of milk and the biscuits (dark chocolate digestives) were in reach. Yanks seem to have "cookies and milk" instead of tea so I wanted to see what all the fuss was aboot. 

 

They don't absorb much when you dunk, so I took the alternative approach of biting some biscuit and taking a small glug of milk and swilling it. This works nicely and reminds me of those posh milkshakes they do where you stick whatever confectionery you like in them. 

 

As I write this my wife has made me some tea and brought over a big bowl of biscuits, this time milk chocolate digestives and ginger nuts. This is a much superior all round experience and I really appreciate the warmth the tea provides. 

Cold milk?

 

You’ve been dunking Chocolate Digestives in cold milk?!

 

Fuck’s sake, Rem, I really didn’t need to know about this. You’ve ruined my bloody weekend, you selfish cunt.

 

Is your wife on Facey? I need to tell her to pour your next cup of tea over your head.

 

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Chocolate digestives should never be dunked in milk. Oreos should ONLY be consumed after dunking them in cold milk.

 

Hope this clears everything up.

[Remmie]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cold milk?

 

You’ve been dunking Chocolate Digestives in cold milk?!

 

Fuck’s sake, Rem, I really didn’t need to know about this. You’ve ruined my bloody weekend, you selfish cunt.

 

Is your wife on Facey? I need to tell her to pour your next cup of tea over your head.

 

 

But you like moaning so it's probably made your weekend. 

 

Have you tried biscuits with milk? 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Remmie said:

But you like moaning so it's probably made your weekend. 

 

Have you tried biscuits with milk? 

True. My wife’s in for a treat when she gets home, because I’m going to be in full-on rant mode all evening.

 

I’ve dunked ginger nuts in warm milk, which was ok, but no, I’ve never tried biscuits with cold milk and nor do I intend to.

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

Chocolate digestives should never be dunked in milk. Oreos should ONLY be consumed after dunking them in cold milk.

 

Hope this clears everything up.

Oreos should be slam dunked in the bin.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Prefects! House points! Did everybody go Hogwarts!

[ZonkoVille77]

Oreos are a fuckin disgrace. Cadburys are constantly trying to push them on us now. They should be banned. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wayne's world 2 is on, Kim basinger in that white dress! Good lord.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 11/03/2019 at 19:33, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Sitting waiting in my brother-in-law's car, I've just let out a combo of monstrous farts. Proper shoryuken, low kick, dragon punch jobs.

 

No way this is clearing in time. 

Hope your brother in law is Tony Moanero.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Prefects! House points! Did everybody go Hogwarts!

Does anybody else read this in a bad wool accent?

Just for missing out the word to.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I meant t'hogwarts!