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1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

Great stuff Stig.

 

We're now covered if we get torpedoed or go on fire. Do we have any Lifeguards who are willing to volunteer in case somebody starts to drown?

I recently qualified to be a lifeguard. I was 20 years older than all the other students, felt like a right codger. 

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5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I’ve been on fire warden training this week so I don’t mind volunteering to be the site fire warden. 

 

3 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

This is exactly the kind of selfless act this site has seen far too few of. 

 

 

Well done that man. 

 

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

There’ll be a fire alarm test at 11am every Tuesday.  No need to evacuate.  

 

Don't fall for Rico's trick lads! It's just a ploy to go in the girl's toilets when Dave rings the fire alarm!!

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4 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

I nominate SD for hall prefect.

He stays in at lunchtime while we all go out and play and gets to grass anyone up to Dave who nips in for a coat.

He will love it. Big badge and everything.

If there was ever a grass at school..... 

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In other teste related news:

 

On leaving work on Thursday after just receiving some very good news and keen to get home for a long weekend I jumped into the car seat and squashed my left clem. I screamed a massive expletive  (thank christo there was no one else in the car park). It's still sore today.

 

I'm not a polygon or owt like that tho'.

 

Hope this clears things up.

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9 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

In other teste related news:

 

On leaving work on Thursday after just receiving some very good news and keen to get home for a long weekend I jumped into the car seat and squashed my left clem. I screamed a massive expletive  (thank christo there was no one else in the car park). It's still sore today.

 

I'm not a polygon or owt like that tho'.

 

Hope this clears things up.

You poor bastard 

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Cheers fellas; I think it's on the mend now.

 

The thing that was worrying me was it was the sore one that I hurt after the snip.

 

I'd been checking it hourly to make sure it wasn't going black.

 

You can imagine how much sympathy I got off Mrs. Stouffer's tho', a bit actually. She's the best.

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13 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Cheers fellas; I think it's on the mend now.

 

The thing that was worrying me was it was the sore one that I hurt after the snip.

 

I'd been checking it hourly to make sure it wasn't going black.

 

You can imagine how much sympathy I got off Mrs. Stouffer's tho', a bit actually. She's the best.

Plum breaks plum 

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Come on Magic Mike. Anyone else got Crufts on? 

 

EDIT: Came 2nd. Good effort though. 

The winner of Best In Show...

 

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On 09/03/2019 at 18:01, Anny Road said:

I nominate SD for hall prefect.

He stays in at lunchtime while we all go out and play and gets to grass anyone up to Dave who nips in for a coat.

He will love it. Big badge and everything.

 

Grow up.

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On 09/03/2019 at 10:34, Bjornebye said:

Fuck that. 

 

I tried to find the Brechin thread on the FF last night from Si, no joy. Anyone else able to find it? 

It's gone, Dave flushed a lot of the Simon stuff 'for a very good reason'

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/100361-anybody-here-know-anyone-inside-brechin-fc/page-1

is the dead link.

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