Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

[Bjornebye 33,805]

1 minute ago, Jenson said:

My daughters type Kk instead of Ok in text messages.

I mean what the fuck is that all about??

Just be grateful it's two and not three K's. 

[Trumo 16,200]

The word 'cheeky' before any food or drink item.

[Harry Squatter 13,878]

The ridiculous over use of the word "Lad"

[manwiththestick 5,258]

56 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

The ridiculous over use of the word "Lad"

I would say any use of it. Horrible.

[Captain Willard 782]

11. Absolutely 

another pointless filler word. You can subtract it from most sentences where it’s used without losing any of the meaning. I’m struggling to think of a sentence where it would be needed. 

[sir roger 8,845]

47 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

11. Absolutely 

another pointless filler word. You can subtract it from most sentences where it’s used without losing any of the meaning. I’m struggling to think of a sentence where it would be needed. 

Absolutely correct , Captain.

[Captain Willard 782]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Absolutely correct , Captain.

Ha ha. You mean correct obviously. It’s bugging me now, trying to write a legitimate sentence where the word absolutely is essential. 

[Tony Moanero 17,261]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I would say any use of it. Horrible.

Nah, it’s horrible when it’s used every other word to punctuate sentences, but it’s fine when used to address someone. For example, my Nan would say, “Put the kettle on, lad.”

[Bjornebye 33,805]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, it’s horrible when it’s used every other word to punctuate sentences, but it’s fine when used to address someone. For example, my Nan would say, “Put the kettle on, lad.”

Yer Nans got a ket-wig lad 

[KMD7 9,479]

On 19/02/2021 at 00:00, General Dryness said:

I smell a mental.

Our next door neighbours are a different political persuasion to myself and we genuinely love them. Been living opposite them for 15 years and there's nothing they wouldn't do for us and vice versa. Couldn't ask for better neighbours.

[Mook 20,543]

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

[General Dryness 10,034]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Our next door neighbours are a different political persuasion to myself and we genuinely love them. Been living opposite them for 15 years and there's nothing they wouldn't do for us and vice versa. Couldn't ask for better neighbours.

As it should be mate.

[Trumo 16,200]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

 

I reckon Tony Moanero's 70s and 80s nostaglia schtick is just a front, and in reality he talks just like a Valley girl.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,905]

Yasss Queen.

[Harry Squatter 13,878]

Yano - used by uber scousers 

 

"Instagrammable" - used by twats who want to go to places just to take photos on their phones rather than just going somewhere for a good time. 

[CapeRed 397]

9 hours ago, General Dryness said:

As it should be mate.

It's what life should be about. A person's politics shouldn't define your view of them unless of course they are rabid in their viewpoints. Way too much hatred in the world these days.

[manwiththestick 5,258]

10 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

There's a rate the last tv programme thread?

 

I always use the rate the last TV show thread.

[Mook 20,543]

24 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

There's a rate the last tv programme thread?

 

I always use the rate the last TV show thread.

There isn't but I refuse to use that American vernacular.

 

'Movies' as well. They're fucking films.

[sir roger 8,845]

15 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

Looks like you've done the math on this.

[UnwelcomeinPeru 127]

17 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

You mean correct obviously. It’s bugging me now, trying to write a legitimate sentence where the word absolutely is essential. 

Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,732]

Probably mentioned before but beer/wine O’clock. Just fuck off.

Sit off? Get on this? 

[Elite 12,089]

16 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

Thank God I put 'film' in the title of the film thread. 

 

Dodged the brunt of Mooks vengeance there.

 

[Em City 1,792]

On 08/11/2021 at 13:01, Harry Squatter said:

Middle class white people talking like Jamaican gangsters or American rap artists. 

 

I've noticed a lot of people under 25 like to use "y'all". The fact they are British/Irish and white doesn't seem to deter them. 

[Captain Willard 782]

1 hour ago, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.

Ha ha. Yes that's legitimate. 

[Harry Squatter 13,878]

41 minutes ago, Em City said:

 

I've noticed a lot of people under 25 like to use "y'all". The fact they are British/Irish and white doesn't seem to deter them. 

And call each other "bro"