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1 minute ago, Jenson said:

My daughters type Kk instead of Ok in text messages.

I mean what the fuck is that all about??

Just be grateful it's two and not three K's. 

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11. Absolutely 

another pointless filler word. You can subtract it from most sentences where it’s used without losing any of the meaning. I’m struggling to think of a sentence where it would be needed. 

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47 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

11. Absolutely 

another pointless filler word. You can subtract it from most sentences where it’s used without losing any of the meaning. I’m struggling to think of a sentence where it would be needed. 

Absolutely correct , Captain.

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1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I would say any use of it. Horrible.

Nah, it’s horrible when it’s used every other word to punctuate sentences, but it’s fine when used to address someone. For example, my Nan would say, “Put the kettle on, lad.”

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1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, it’s horrible when it’s used every other word to punctuate sentences, but it’s fine when used to address someone. For example, my Nan would say, “Put the kettle on, lad.”

Yer Nans got a ket-wig lad 

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On 19/02/2021 at 00:00, General Dryness said:

I smell a mental.

Our next door neighbours are a different political persuasion to myself and we genuinely love them. Been living opposite them for 15 years and there's nothing they wouldn't do for us and vice versa. Couldn't ask for better neighbours.

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I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

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1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Our next door neighbours are a different political persuasion to myself and we genuinely love them. Been living opposite them for 15 years and there's nothing they wouldn't do for us and vice versa. Couldn't ask for better neighbours.

As it should be mate.

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9 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

 

I reckon Tony Moanero's 70s and 80s nostaglia schtick is just a front, and in reality he talks just like a Valley girl.

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Yano - used by uber scousers 

 

"Instagrammable" - used by twats who want to go to places just to take photos on their phones rather than just going somewhere for a good time. 

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9 hours ago, General Dryness said:

As it should be mate.

It's what life should be about. A person's politics shouldn't define your view of them unless of course they are rabid in their viewpoints. Way too much hatred in the world these days.

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10 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

There's a rate the last tv programme thread?

 

I always use the rate the last TV show thread.

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24 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

There's a rate the last tv programme thread?

 

I always use the rate the last TV show thread.

There isn't but I refuse to use that American vernacular.

 

'Movies' as well. They're fucking films.

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15 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

Looks like you've done the math on this.

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17 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

You mean correct obviously. It’s bugging me now, trying to write a legitimate sentence where the word absolutely is essential. 

Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.

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16 hours ago, Mook said:

I can't read the 'Rate the last TV programme you watched' thread anymore.

 

It's all 'shows' & fucking 'seasons'. 

 

There must be 1% of the population left who don't want to speak like someone from California.

Thank God I put 'film' in the title of the film thread. 

 

Dodged the brunt of Mooks vengeance there.

 

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On 08/11/2021 at 13:01, Harry Squatter said:

Middle class white people talking like Jamaican gangsters or American rap artists. 

 

I've noticed a lot of people under 25 like to use "y'all". The fact they are British/Irish and white doesn't seem to deter them. 

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41 minutes ago, Em City said:

 

I've noticed a lot of people under 25 like to use "y'all". The fact they are British/Irish and white doesn't seem to deter them. 

And call each other "bro"

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