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Modern day phrases and general shit you hate


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10 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

I get that all the time off people I know. They count down the weekdays only to go for their tea in Wetherspoons on Friday, watch a box set then spend Saturdays looking at sofas in Aintree DfS. Then Monday comes and they are back on the countdown.

i just tell them this brings death quicker, they tend to stop speaking to me after that.

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6 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

And anonymity.

Being called a cunt by someone you've never met - and might hate in your imagination, but actually think quite differently in real life - makes it all not just permanent, but, well, unrealistic too.

 

even with the anonymity though, surely as a younger fella ye've been in the ale house and overstepped the mark? you tend to either learn from that and not repeat the mistakes, or someone can have a quiet word, or yer get a pasting, but it's generally done with.

not these days - not if it's online

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2 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

irvine welsh just called, he's sat with james joyce and they both called yer a cunt, accents are spoken and the vernacular is dialectal language, nothing wrong with writing in it.

"your mum" does not carry the same weight as "yer ma"

ergo, wrong

both shit authors

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When the Gimp XI recently went out for a cheap shit meal, one of them (Berger, I think) tweeted that they'd been for a "cheeky Nando's".

 

There is nothing cheeky about eating bland chicken.

 

Squatting in a Parliamentary seat that was won for you by a party you've just fucked off; that's cheeky. Eating chicken isn't. 

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14 hours ago, magicrat said:

Cunts that say "this what its all about" when its clearly not,

 

I would like to add cunts that say "smarts " should be stoned to death.

With you on the ‘smarts’

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