Quantum nonlocality

[Anny Road]

Bit boring but incredibly fascinating.

Apparently atoms can communicate with each other when twinned regardless of distance. They can detect when being observed and let the other know and even predict that a they are about to be observed before they are, effectively time travel.

sorry for being a bore but google it. Only possible solution is simulation theory.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Chip Butty]

What do they use, semaphore or carrier pigeon? 

[Bjornebye]

Does this mean that the Hadron Collider will never work properly because the Atoms are already on to them ? 

[Anny Road]

https://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_quantum_nonlocality.html

[cloggypop]

Do the Archons know about all this? 

[Guest]

Never heard of the qunts.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

https://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_quantum_nonlocality.html

From paragraph 4:

 

In fact, Einstein was so upset by the conclusions on nonlocality at one point that he declared that the whole of quantum theory must be wrong, and he never accepted the idea of nonlocality up till his dying day.

 

 

If Einstein didn't believe in it them neither do I. I'm quite upset about it all now. 

[Redder Lurtz]

23 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

https://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_quantum_nonlocality.html

Read it. I'll only understand it if it's explained to me by Brian Cox. 

[Anny Road]

Einstein was over rated. Celebrity physics. 

Much prefer Hades.

[Anny Road]

Just now, Redder Lurtz said:

Read it. I'll only understand it if it's explained to me by Brian Cox. 

Time does not exist if atoms can communicate instantly. Physics is defunct. Or we are in a simulation.

[cloggypop]

We're going to need a bigger concept. 

[Anny Road]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment

 

Matter has a consciousness.

[cloggypop]

Get some mushies down you, Annie. It's time. 

[Anubis]

All I want to know is does it mean Star Trek transporters are one step closer?

[magicrat]

10 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Time does not exist if atoms can communicate instantly. Physics is defunct. Or we are in a simulation.

Who the fuck would simulate Brexit ?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Anny Road said:

Bit boring but incredibly fascinating.

Apparently atoms can communicate with each other when twinned regardless of distance. They can detect when being observed and let the other know and even predict that a they are about to be observed before they are, effectively time travel.

sorry for being a bore but google it. Only possible solution is simulation theory.

Quantum physics is a wind-up.  They suck you in by saying stuff that you think almost sounds sensible, then they'll hit you with shit like this and run away laughing while your brain melts.

 

Bastard physicists.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

All I want to know is does it mean Star Trek transporters are one step closer?

[Anny Road]

Millions of nutters believe in a guy in a cloud with a beard. A simulated reality is much more plausible. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Millions of nutters believe in a guy in a cloud with a beard. A simulated reality is much more plausible. 

[Anubis]

Any reason Stig posted a picture of himself in response to my transporter enquiry?

[Anny Road]

I’m on the phone to Keanu as we speak,

[Babb'sBurstNad]

35 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

From paragraph 4:

 

In fact, Einstein was so upset by the conclusions on nonlocality at one point that he declared that the whole of quantum theory must be wrong, and he never accepted the idea of nonlocality up till his dying day.

 

 

If Einstein didn't believe in it them neither do I. I'm quite upset about it all now. 

"Give me my quantum theory money back you cunt"

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Any reason Stig posted a picture of himself in response to my transporter enquiry?

How old are you 12? 

[Anny Road]

It can be ignored because it is hard to comprehend but the fact an atom tells its partner to change its state prior to us even having the thought is fucking bizarre. 

 

Regardless of distance.