Pawn Stars vs Hardcore Pawn

[Bjornebye]

Two of my favourite TV programmes. Hardcore Pawn is some crack head coming in to the store to pawn their microwave for $20  and Pawn Stars is some flash cunt coming in trying to pawn some of Abraham Lincolns hair for $500'000. 

 

Love the grit of Hardcore Pawn. Smack in the middle of a rough arse area of Detroit. The owner is sound as fuck but his son and daughter are horrible cunts. 

 

Pawn Stars, set in Vegas. Don't dislike any of them, was sad to hear that the Grandad died last summer. 

 

Pawn Stars for me but its closer than I thought it would be. 

 

Its basically Red Tube vs X Hamster 

[KMD7]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Love the grit of Hardcore Pawn. Smack in the middle of a rough arse area of Detroit. The owner is sound as fuck but his son and daughter are cunts

 

Its basically Red Tube vs X Hamster 

Voted for Hardcore. I'd love to shag the daughter. Mouthy bint

[Bjornebye]

Just now, KMD7 said:

Voted for Hardcore. I'd love to shag the daughter. Mouthy bint

I wouldn't fuck her with a blag revolver. I'd rather hit her with a broken hoover. 

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I wouldn't fuck her with a blag revolver. I'd rather hit her with a broken hoover. 

Guilty pleasure mate. I'd hit it like the fist of an Angry God.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Pawn Stars. Cannot stand a single one of them in Hardcore. We know it’s fake but treating people like that, in Detroit. Yeah right. 

Give me Rick and Big Arse any day.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They're all blag, scripted "reality" shite. But, Storage Wars is better and Mary Padian is boss. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

They're all blag, scripted "reality" shite. But, Storage Wars is better and Mary Padian is boss. 

Brandi 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Brandi 

 

Yep. And Brandi too. The German blokes wife would be alright if she had a different face too. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

They're all blag, scripted "reality" shite. But, Storage Wars is better and Mary Padian is boss. 

This is the last box outta 200 we better find something or that’s $200 down the drain. Look! A box of rare Baseball cards from the 40’s!

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Yep. And Brandi too. The German blokes wife would be alright if she had a different face too. 

As a wise man once told me 'You dont look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire Dec' when i saw him with a ropey looking bird who had a savage body.

[Elite]

21 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

As a wise man once told me 'You dont look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire Dec' when i saw him with a ropey looking bird who had a savage body.

Was it Ant?

[Pureblood]

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Two of my favourite TV programmes. Hardcore Pawn is some crack head coming in to the store to pawn their microwave for $20  and Pawn Stars is some flash cunt coming in trying to pawn some of Abraham Lincolns hair for $500'000. 

 

Love the grit of Hardcore Pawn. Smack in the middle of a rough arse area of Detroit. The owner is sound as fuck but his son and daughter are horrible cunts. 

 

Pawn Stars, set in Vegas. Don't dislike any of them, was sad to hear that the Grandad died last summer. 

 

Pawn Stars for me but its closer than I thought it would be. 

 

Its basically Red Tube vs X Hamster 

Never heard of the cunts.

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

This is the last box outta 200 we better find something or that’s $200 down the drain. Look! A box of rare Baseball cards from the 40’s!

Hahahaha I know yeah. 

 

"Leaflets, some old flip-flops, bog-roll, a rusty candelabra and the original Ruby Slippers from Wizard of Oz" 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha I know yeah. 

 

"Leaflets, some old flip-flops, bog-roll, a rusty candelabra and the original Ruby Slippers from Wizard of Oz" 

Box full of Casino Chips in one, Painting with hundreds of dollars behind it in another. Hey Dirk where shall we store this box of jewellery? In a Storage Unit we should not keep up the payments on.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Both are staged as fuck but prefer PS. That Chumlee is reported to be worth $5m so fuck knows what the other three are earning of the back of the show.

 

More into American Pickers these days.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Both are staged as fuck but prefer PS. That Chumlee is reported to be worth $5m so fuck knows what the other three are earning of the back of the show.

 

More into American Pickers these days.

American Pickers is great. 

 

 

[chris71]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Yep. And Brandi too. The German blokes wife would be alright if she had a different face too. 

The most recent one I saw that German blokes wife was after putting on a fair bit of timber.

As Barry once said " I love to dip my cigar in Brandy"

Kooky Mary would get a game to. 

 

Oh yeah , Pawn Stars.

[skend04]

I thought I was in a select club for wanting to be the spread in a Mandy Brandi sandwich. 

 

Oh and it's Pawn Stars for me along with that book geek. Rebecca Romney. I'd like to put her to bed and read her a bedtime story from a first edition Mills and Boon.

[Bjornebye]

Pawn Stars "Err I'm just gonna get a buddy of mine to have a look at this and massively under-value it so I can rip you off in-front of the whole world you stupid gambling cunt" 

[VladimirIlyich]

Porn>Pawn.

[the chimp]

Hard Core is just another avenue to have a pop at Detroit - as if the poor fuckers there haven't been kicked enough by everyone. I mean if you want to do that, why not have a show where Les et al., are dropped off in the projects and left there, running man style. I'd deffo watch that.

[dockers_strike]

Prefer Flog it! myself. Shame the bastards at the BCC ended it a few years back.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck sake, Pawn Stars - How often is something jarg? 

 

Fellas just come in with a John Wilkes Booth wanted poster and was wanting 100k for it. Rick calls in an expert who says it's blag and worth less than a hundred dollars. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck sake, Pawn Stars - How often is something jarg? 

 

Fellas just come in with a John Wilkes Booth wanted poster and was wanting 100k for it. Rick calls in an expert who says it's blag and worth less than a hundred dollars. 

Yeah, but each and every person involved probably knew that 12 months ago when the owner decided he wanted to be on telly. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Yeah, but each and every person involved probably knew that 12 months ago when the owner decided he wanted to be on telly. 

Alright smart arse.