Man Utd (A) Sun 24/2/19

[Bjornebye]

Massive. Huge. Win this and we are favourites for the title again. We are fitter, smarter and better than them. yeah they are on form and will be bang up for this but I trust in Jurgen to have us more up for it. We aren't playing at our best, lets hope this is the catalyst so we can finish the season in style. 

 

I hate these fucking bastards 

[VladimirIlyich]

I miss Trumo's puns and cryptic titles for these match threads. Get creative Stig.

[chrisbonnie]

On form, these fuckers are playing better, there's no denying it. 

 

Winning, or even getting a result there is not a forgone conclusion like the last time we played them. 

 

I'm dreading it, but no denying, if we win there, the title is ours. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I miss Trumo's puns and cryptic titles for these match threads. Get creative Stig.

Its too important for that. When we are back to loitering in 5th place then yeah someone can start a thread that has a slightly funny title. The equilibrium Vlad.... think about it. 

[Trumo]

Do everything we've done well all season, and none of the things we haven't. That means not playing like we usually do at their place.

[s(k)aturation]

 

Hate United, me.

[Reckoner]

Ref is Michael Oliver 

[Dr Nowt]

We should try to score more goals than them rather than conceding more than they do.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

We should try to score more goals than them rather than conceding more than they do.

Soz Shankloppaisley over here 

[Trumo]

29 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I miss Trumo's puns and cryptic titles for these match threads. Get creative Stig.

 

For this one, I'd have gone with

 

Man Utd (A) - Sun 24th Feb 2019, 2:05pm - Ole Ole Ole vs Allez Allez Allez

 

You have the opponent, whether it's a home or away match, the day, the date AND the kick-off time, plus a topical little note that sets the scene.

[Mark M]

This is the one fixture I always dread. So many years of hurt and shit results at that kip. 

[Creator Supreme]

Remember the 4-0 when Sami got sent off after 5 minutes? That!

[Oh Buoy]

1-0 win with a penno taken by Salah after the most blatant dive ever witnessed by man. 

 

Oliver to then send off Pogba and call OGS a wonky minge. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Horrible feeling were gonna get twatted

[House of Dirk]

I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.

 

I think it is the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.

 

I hope I can make it across the border.

 

I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand.

 

I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

 

I hope we get beat.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Hate this fixture. The worst thing will be if we lose Carra will be like a demented hyena going on about bottle bla bla bla and Neville will be sat there smugly saying City are favourites and Spurs are in the race too.

 

Worst case scenario: we lose. At least one less horrible game and city have to go there. City will drop points somewhere as well.

Decent scenario: we draw. City have to go there and we are a point ahead with 11 games to go.

Amazing scenario: we win this and i think it will bring us number 19.

 

I would love a 0-0. This season we have come just short in most big away games (city,psg and napoli). I think we will draw this one. They will miss martial and lingard and hendo for all his faults will stifle pogba.

[Turkish Delight]

The toughest game we have left but if there's ever a time and place to make a statement and to unsettle our title rivals then this it.

 

I was concerned by what I saw of them at Chelsea.  In my head I thought they might go for an open game with us but that defensive counter attacking game from the other night is exactly how they'll look to play us.  We need to be on our game big time to get a good result I reckon.

[ZonkoVille77]

Why the fuck is the wind so loud? Is it a combo of leaves blowing with dust, causing some sort of sky orchestra? Banging and whirling in a clash of styles, fighting for space and existence. What is the reason for this omnidirectional whistle? Will it continue to splay with such velocity that it pushes wigs off the heads of unsuspecting octogenarians? What is it? Is it real? Is it a dream? Is it luminous? Is it brown?

 

We're fuckin shite.

[Remmie]

I hope our players aren't as big shithouse as you lot. We're twelfty points ahead of them for a reason. 

[Pureblood]

This has 1-1 written all over it. 

[RobbieOR]

33 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

Hate this fixture. The worst thing will be if we lose Carra will be like a demented hyena going on about bottle bla bla bla and Neville will be sat there smugly saying City are favourites and Spurs are in the race too.

 

Worst case scenario: we lose. At least one less horrible game and city have to go there. City will drop points somewhere as well.

Decent scenario: we draw. City have to go there and we are a point ahead with 11 games to go.

Amazing scenario: we win this and i think it will bring us number 19.

 

I would love a 0-0. This season we have come just short in most big away games (city,psg and napoli). I think we will draw this one. They will miss martial and lingard and hendo for all his faults will stifle pogba.

 

Yeah I can't be arsed with this either. 

[aws]

We should go there with the mindset that a draw is a good result and we can play a patient game without over-committing players unnecessarily. That would be the best way to beat them.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

I reckon we will dominate but be useless infront of goal and they will hit us on the break a couple of times. Punished. 

 

C'mon lads optimism is great but an almost must win game at old Trafford against a United side we are miles better than but who if they win can go on and say you lost the league at united, it's got defeat written all over it. It's how we roll. It's the Liverpool way, year after year.

 

30 years of the football gods kicking us in the bollocks. I'm shaped by the inevitability of it all. 

 

Ahhh felt good to get the shithousery off my chest.

 

[johnsusername]

Beat these, beat Everton, cruise through the rest of the season.

 

I probably won't watch it. 

[Dr Nowt]

I bet the cunts score with their first attack as per.