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  1. 1. With the limited knowledge available, what in your opinion happened. (please read the text in the thread below for the story)

    • An unfortunate accident, with admittedly suspicious circumstances.
    • The husband murdered her and threw her to the pigs.
    • Where can I get me some wife eating pigs?

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  • Poll closed on 17/02/19 at 20:22

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A farmer was eaten alive by her pigs after she collapsed while feeding them, according to Russian media.

The 56-year-old woman had gone to feed the animals when she suffered an epileptic seizure, it is reported.

 

She fell down in the pen and was bitten by the pigs. Her husband is understood to have discovered her body.

Newstes said the incident happened on 1 February, in a village in the Malopurginsky district of Udmurtia.

Her husband is believed to have gone to bed early, as he was unwell, which is why she was not found quickly. She died of blood loss.

Investigations are under way by officials in the region.

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Husband is ill and suffers from erectile disfunction. Wife has been getting fucked by the pigs. On her hands and knees she lets out an orgasmic squeal, which spooks one of the other pigs which bites her. Sated, she collapses to the floor, and dozes off, not realising the infection from the bite is killing her. Never wakes up. Piggies get hungry.

 

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

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1 hour ago, Sparticarse said:

Husband is ill and suffers from erectile disfunction. Wife has been getting fucked by the pigs. On her hands and knees she lets out an orgasmic squeal, which spooks one of the other pigs which bites her. Sated, she collapses to the floor, and dozes off, not realising the infection from the bite is killing her. Never wakes up. Piggies get hungry.

 

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

You've spent too much time in courtrooms.

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