How was your day?

[Elite]

Shite, I'd have had more fun in Zonko's wardrobe.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

Shite, I'd have had more fun in Zonko's wardrobe.

Turdseyes closet seems fun because he won't come out of it 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

My balls are bleeding

People pay good money for that over here

[Oh Buoy]

Still, a decent day from my end despite watching 11 cunts try and kick a football.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Chúc mừng năm mới.

Happy New Year from Vietnam.

Had a brilliant dinner and watched the midnight fireworks.

Barely stayed awake for the 3am start of a certain sporting(I use the term loosely event. So pissed off I got 2 hours sleep and if this hotel room had a wardrobe I'd be in there trying the rubber bands and spatula technique.

[s(k)aturation]

 

Woke up.  Got out of bed.

 

Didn't drag a comb across my head though.

[Hades]

Ruined by 11 jabronis in red.

[A Red]

My day was lovely until 13 cunts spoiled it

[skend04]

Better than Liam Neeson's.

[Dr Nowt]

On the one hand the team I support look like they’re about to unwind.

 

On the other I’ve diligently seeded a tedious I-told-you-so routine in advance of this which is coming off nicely.

 

Best day in years.

[cloggypop]

Yesterday's highlight was some new clueless blert of a boss run face first into an unmissable (for most) steel support due to his usual distraction and unawareness of what is actually going on around him. Boss blert. 

 

I've just told some businessman to get out of the silent carriage or hang up his phone call and he left so today's started alright. Fucking noisy business blert. 

[VladimirIlyich]

16 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Yesterday's highlight was some new clueless blert of a boss run face first into an unmissable (for most) steel support due to his usual distraction and unawareness of what is actually going on around him. Boss blert. 

 

I've just told some businessman to get out of the silent carriage or hang up his phone call and he left so today's started alright. Fucking noisy business blert. 

Hasta la Vista,baby.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just had a haircut. Felt like a new man for all of ten seconds until the woman who cuts my hair commented on how pasty I look. 

 

I think I’ll keep the £1 change today, love. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Just had a haircut. Felt like a new man for all of ten seconds until the woman who cuts my hair commented on how pasty I look. 

 

I think I’ll keep the £1 change today, love. 

She means you look like you are filled with vegetables. Oh Pasty.

[cloggypop]

27 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just had a haircut. Felt like a new man for all of ten seconds until the woman who cuts my hair commented on how pasty I look. 

 

I think I’ll keep the £1 change today, love. 

Did she crimp you? 

[cloggypop]

Update on boss blert. He has a big cut on his lip. Looks like it will scar. Everyone asking him how he did it. He's never been so popular. 

[Oh Buoy]

Got up. 

Went the gym. 

Good breakie. 

11am and got nothing to do today but sit and tickle my plums. 

[cloggypop]

Just got a promotion I applied for. Get to argue with Dutch HR about cash later which is never fun but this should stop me getting too bored and make my CV look better for other applications. 

[Remmie]

Just came back from a job interview. Was supposed to be on Friday but I missed it getting on the wrong train but they were good enough to reschedule. 1 hour of Competency questions and thoroughly checking my CV (asking about GCSEs take over 20 years ago) then a technical test. It was at 8am and involves an hour commute. If I get to the 2nd interview it'll be tomorrow at 7:30am. Luckily I have a baby daughter so early mornings are pretty standard. But who interviews at 7:30am?

 

Came back to the most hyper baby of all time and an exhausted wife. 

[Jenson]

Had to get the bus to work this morning and it took over 2 fucking hours! I hate being late for anything, so that started the day just swell as I'll now have to stay late to catch up. On the flip side I'm now having a late lunch, drinking tea and eating scones.

[A Red]

4 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Just got a promotion I applied for. Get to argue with Dutch HR about cash later which is never fun but this should stop me getting too bored and make my CV look better for other applications. 

I'm sat here in one of my cornish cottages thinking, "that lad must live in the Netherlands"

[Nunavut Patrick]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I'm sat here in one of my cornish cottages thinking, "that lad must live in the Netherlands"

I imagine Dutch HR being run by tall broad shouldered women who ride bicycles to work and are so no-nonsense that it is incredibly sexy. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I'm sat here in one of my cornish cottages thinking, "that lad must live in the Netherlands"

Not to be confused with Neverland

[Guest]

This thread is not to be confused with the adventures of Coronation Street, although there are similarities.

[cloggypop]

56 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

I imagine Dutch HR being run by tall broad shouldered women who ride bicycles to work and are so no-nonsense that it is incredibly sexy. 

That's normally spot on. This is a very tight old bloke though. Negotiations can literally take months.