Abducted in plain sight.

[Fowlers God]

Fuck Me! 

 

Anyone else watched this on Netflix yet? 

Seriously some dark, dark shit

[Numero Veinticinco]

No. Tell me more. Is it a drama?

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s been talked about in the TV Show thread that you post in regularly, Numero, you ignorant fuck. 

[TheBitch]

6 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

No. Tell me more. Is it a drama?

Real life dickheads in America who didn't report their child missing for about 3 days. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s been talked about in the TV Show thread, Numero, you ignorant fuck. 

I have all of those blerts on ignore. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Does it have a happy ending?

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

I have all of those blerts on ignore. 

 

I was the first to post about it though. 

 

 

 

Hang on. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Can someone tell me what TheBitch said.

 

Just kidding, I don’t care.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, TheBitch said:

Real life dickheads in America who didn't report their child missing for about 3 days. 

Meagan McCain? 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s about aliens and wanking and shit. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s about aliens and wanking and shit. 

BRB

 

Edit: FFS. I barely got two wanks in before I realised you were bullshitting. 

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

BRB

 

Edit: FFS. I barely got two wanks in before I realised you were bullshitting. 

 

I wasn’t bullshitting. That’s genuinely a big part of the story. 

[cloggypop]

16 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Does it have a happy ending?

Yes. Involving the dad. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

14 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Yes. Involving the dad. 

Ha, I've literally just got to this bit. Is it wrong that his recounting of the story made me laugh?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's shite, wouldn't happen unless you were part of a family of inbred fucking mongs.

[Numero Veinticinco]

8 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

It's shite, wouldn't happen unless you were part of a family of inbred fucking mongs.

So what you’re saying is, St. Helens is fucked?

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It’s a lovely family jaunt.

[Juniper]

Watched it the other day and that family brought it on themselves really.

 

Obviously not blaming it fully on them but you’d think after the husband was convinced to wank ‘B’ off the crazy shit would be nipped in the bud early doors.

 

Aliens though I guess. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Does it have a happy ending?

The Dad gave the nonce one I know that for sure. 

[Fowlers God]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Ha, I've literally just got to this bit. Is it wrong that his recounting of the story made me laugh?

I had to pause it at that point and just go “what the actual fuck are we watching” to the Mrs

[Captain Turdseye]

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Joe Anderson when the Tropicana Fish bar shuts at 11 

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s about aliens and wanking and shit. 

God bless America

[Aventus]

It's like a family of people who don't know what a lie is. 

Who are then constantly being lied to by a nonce, and they still don't catch on.

 

And only years later when the alien prophecy doesn't come to pass the penny drops. 

 

 

And I'm not having it that the arl fella stopped at wanking him off, there's definitely more to that story that he's not sharing. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Aventus said:

It's like a family of people who don't know what a lie is. 

Who are then constantly being lied to by a nonce, and they still don't catch on.

 

And only years later when the alien prophecy doesn't come to pass the penny drops. 

 

 

And I'm not having it that the arl fella stopped at wanking him off, there's definitely more to that story that he's not sharing. 

Agreed. too much of a Harold Bishop looking motherfucker not to have had his arse rattled.