West Ham (A) 4/2/19 - Match Thread

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fucking shit, this. We should be about 3-0 down. Every one of these fugkers wants his arse kicking.

[Bobby Hundreds]

That was really bad.

[suzy]

I know I wanted two goals in the first 30 mins but I meant all for us not one each!

[Oh Buoy]

Getting a cup o'tea. 

[Leyton388]

Team look like they have bottled it with city reeling us in. 

[Grinch]

Horrendous performance.   Kietas done fuck all this season and Lallanas done just that for much much longer. 

 

VVS sure as fuck isn't carrying anyone at the minute.   Smelling just as bad as the others. 

[an tha]

Klopp has a job on his hands here at half time.

Same stage fright that bit into players on weds is showing again.

How does a manager deal with that though - you can give players all the tactical help in world but you can't give them bollocks and brains.

[3 Stacks]

Goal we conceded might be the most laughable one since the Gerrard slip, and we've had some laughable ones. From the two ridiculous giveaways, to Keita not paying attention, to Alisson not even diving for some reason. Absolute joke.

 

You'd think West Ham were in a title race. Their intensity compared to ours has been night and day. 

[The Guest]

Lallana basically created the goal you clueless buffoon.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

11 minutes ago, Wezza said:

Something is clearly not right. See it through to half time and change it.

 

I doubt Wijnaldum, Gomez and Taa

will be match fit that soon.

[aRdja]

Fucking hell. That was shocking. Everything about it. We looked like we couldn’t defend, all four defenders including the goalkeeper. 

[Daisy]

This defence really needs the front 3 to return the favours from early in the season. 

 

Sadly only Mane has a set of fucking balls. 

 

Oh and fuck Naby. Right in the cunt

[Bjornebye]

I thought we didn't sign anyone in January. Seems we signed the Everton team for defending free-kicks. 

[Oh Buoy]

First half: 

 

[3 Stacks]

Lallana and Mane our only decent performers. Lallana managed to con the linesman with his fancy feet, although clearly doesn't take much to con that buffoon. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I feel like I've watched this pattern so many times. Please for fuck sake remember you're top of the league in the second half and its west ham thats in turmoil. 

[Pureblood]

Has Tyler mentioned the element of offside for our goal enough times yet?  Fucking manc rat. 

[Baltar]

Bad 1st half, lucky to be 1-1. WHU looked like scoring with every attack and every free kick. We're without TAA, Gomez, Hendo and Gini. That's a lot of starters that are out and it's beginning to tell. 

Badly need Salah and Bobby to step things up if we're going to win this.

[Aventus]

Are we playing Salah up front again? I feel like that's causing issues because Bobby is anonymous in the 10 role and our whole attack seems to suffer. 

 

 

 

 

[Iceman]

What a load of cunting shite. It's like the ghost of Brendan is upon us once more. The set piece is now a thing of genuine horror. 

[Anubis]

The boys need to adjust to the fact that when you’re in front the entire league want to take your scalp. They need to find that iron will that was there throughout the first part of the season. 

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Fucking shit, this. We should be about 3-0 down. Every one of these fugkers wants his arse kicking.

On the plus side, will be a serious kick in the stones for City if we somehow get the three points after an abysmal first half like that. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, El Rojo said:

On the plus side, will be a serious kick in the stones for City if we somehow get the three points after an abysmal first half like that. 

Is right, fucking come on Red men 

[suzy]

Just now, TK421 said:

Has Tyler mentioned the element of offside for our goal enough times yet?  Fucking manc rat. 

No because he’s not commentating. However Alan Smith has

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Only positive to take from that half is the result.

 

The problem is I don’t see how we’ll stop them scoring at least one or two in the second half.