Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, Content Providicus said:

Why haven't we signed Umut Bozok yet?

Now that's a good question. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

You've overdone the joke, mate. 

Im asking your opinion on the player? Thought you were the expert? His stats are good so I wondered what your thoughts were you stack of shit 

[Trojan1892]

Icardi is quality but his mrs is a nightmare, I don’t think they are arsed about selling him either, Lautaro Martinez looks a player for them mind you, probably be the main man.

 

We should have signed Piatek before Milan, he’s got everything.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Trojan1892 said:

Icardi is quality but his mrs is a nightmare, I don’t think they are arsed about selling him either, Lautaro Martinez looks a player for them mind you, probably be the main man.

 

We should have signed Piatek before Milan, he’s got everything.

Once a few scouse girls got their teeth into her she would soon shut the fuck up 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sign Asensio

 

[Thoth]

Sign Werner

[Bjornebye]

My wish-list for the summer is now:

 

Werner

Son

De Ligt 

 

Sunny Delight wahheeeeeyyy

[Daisy]

Brandt looks brilliant every time I watch him. Would be my shout 

[Ne Moe Imya]

1 hour ago, Mr pink said:

Brandt looks brilliant every time I watch him. Would be my shout 

I'd have Brandt for sure but if we're buying someone from Leverkusen it should be Havertz. Would be perfect for us in terms of fitting our needs and is going to be an absolute star in a few years.

[ZonkoVille77]

Plus one for Havertz. He has something about him and I reckon Klopp would turn him into a superstar. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 2/12/2019 at 2:59 PM, 3 Stacks said:

Agreed. This is why we wanted Fekir and why our top priority is probably a #10. 

Yeah, but did you start a fucking thread about it, to then have it look like we were going to sign him, only for it to all fuck up because you jinxed it and now look a cunt? 

 

No. No you didn't. That was me. 

[3 Stacks]

If Roma are willing to be our Southampton south, Zaniolo looks like a top #10. Big kid too. Would've made my studs list had he revealed himself a bit earlier. Defo making next year's. 

[SlugTrail]

13 hours ago, Hank Moody said:

Yeah, but did you start a fucking thread about it, to then have it look like we were going to sign him, only for it to all fuck up because you jinxed it and now look a cunt? 

 

No. No you didn't. That was me. 

Owning your shit is what it's about, if you were catholic you would get some hail Mary's at confession, but this is TLW call someone a cunt and move on.

[Boss]

That Ziyech has been the best player in Holland for three years now. Starting to approach Suarez levels of dominance. I actually think this current generation might be the best they've had for many years.  De Ligt, De Jong, Ziyech, Lozano and Bergwijn look like they could all go on to prove themselves at the top level. 

[TheHowieLama]

56 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

 Would've made my studs list had he revealed himself a bit earlier.

Fah - nar

[Thoth]

JUVE PROPOSE SALAH SWAP DEAL
On Tuesday, there were whispers of Juventus’s interest in Mo Salah. It was reckoned then that Juve were willing to pay around £175million for the Liverpool winger. Well, the plot thickens…

Apparently now Juve’s offer for Salah will involve Paulo Dybala and £44million. That’s the good word according to Tuttosport, who go big with the story on their front page on Friday morning

That would value Dybala at around £132million – make of that what you will. The Argentina star isn’t particularly enjoying living in Cristiano Ronaldo’s shadow, scoring only two goals in 20 Serie A appearances. No wonder the Old Lady fancies a bit of Salah, who is on 17 goals and joint-leader of the race for the Premier League Golden Boot.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I wouldn't sell salah full stop.

[Harry Squatter]

I'm surprised that Juventus haven't offered to want him on a 2 year loan deal. That stupid woman pundit said he was another Juan Cuadrado and Juventus probably think they can blag another similar deal. 

 

Ziyech has been good the last couple of times I've watched him for Ajax. Didn't do much in the World Cup but Morocco just wanted to turn up and put ten men behind the ball for 3 games.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I say we stick Salah's beard shavings on Moreno and see if it fools them.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I say we stick Salah's beard shavings on Moreno and see if it fools them.

Well, he managed to fool Brenrod.

[Guest]

Harry Wilson insists his ambition is to play for Liverpool and believes “everything is going along the right path”.

 

The 21-year-old attacker join Frank Lampard’s Derby last summer on a season-long loan and has proved a hit in the second tier.

 

Wilson has made 29 appearances in all competitions for the Rams, scoring 12 goals and grabbing four assists.

 

He is one of three loanees at Pride Park alongside Chelsea duo Mason Mount and Fikayo Tomori, and Wilson and Mount, whose careers are going in the same direction are currently living together.

 

“The main focus this season is to get promoted with Derby,” Wilson told the Daily Mail.

“But Mason’s goal is to play for Chelsea and my goal is to play for Liverpool. I have always felt like a Liverpool player. Everything is going along the right path.”

 

Wilson has also revealed he is in regular contact with Jurgen Klopp via text and after the spectacular goal against Man Utd earlier in the season he received a congratulatory text from the Liverpool boss.

 

“He dropped me a text to tell me he’d watched it and he was delighted with the performance – and the goal!” Wilson said.

 

“A couple of weeks ago there was another message saying, ‘Good result, good goal – keep going’. When you get those texts, it is a massive boost. You know you aren’t forgotten.

 

“I didn’t realise the goal at United was as good as it was because I went off celebrating,” said Wilson.

 

“It wasn’t until I was on the bus on the way back here that I watched it on Twitter and saw the movement that I had got on it. With it being at Old Trafford made it even more special.”

[Jenson]

1 hour ago, Thoth said:

JUVE PROPOSE SALAH SWAP DEAL
On Tuesday, there were whispers of Juventus’s interest in Mo Salah. It was reckoned then that Juve were willing to pay around £175million for the Liverpool winger. Well, the plot thickens…

Apparently now Juve’s offer for Salah will involve Paulo Dybala and £44million. That’s the good word according to Tuttosport, who go big with the story on their front page on Friday morning

That would value Dybala at around £132million – make of that what you will. The Argentina star isn’t particularly enjoying living in Cristiano Ronaldo’s shadow, scoring only two goals in 20 Serie A appearances. No wonder the Old Lady fancies a bit of Salah, who is on 17 goals and joint-leader of the race for the Premier League Golden Boot.

Christ, if you're going to make up a story at least make it semi-realistic.

[Elite]

Can we not find some dirt on Levy so he sells us Son?

[Guest]

On 2/14/2019 at 10:24 AM, ZonkoVille77 said:

Plus one for Havertz. He has something about him and I reckon Klopp would turn him into a superstar. 

Just reading that Arsenal are interested in Havertz although Liverpool have sent scouts to watch him, with stories that he has already visited Melwood. Perhaps to see how he leans? 

[Harry Squatter]

I think he visited Melwood a few years ago when he was a youth player. Doubt Arsenal will be able to afford him if they don't get top 4 again.