Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

[TheHowieLama]

The 15 minutes are almost up

[The Guest]

Why has Gerrard allowed him to be represented by this complete muppet?

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, The Guest said:

Why has Gerrard allowed him to be represented by this complete muppet?

Maybe he doesn't like him

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I doubt he manages the lives of all his extended family. From Glasgow.

[Mark M]

I can't believe those tweets on his account are real.

For a person who's working in a professional capacity to put stuff out like that on a social media platform is so fucking dumb.

 

[J-V]

Look at the state of the cunt.  He looks like an inbred rat.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

Look at the state of the cunt.  He looks like an inbred rat.

Racialist

[The Guest]

It’s his cousin who’s a professional footballer and he’s playing for Liverpool.  It’s not like there’s about 50 relatives in the same scenario.  “Here’s some people who represented me perfectly well and will look after you.”

 

When cunts like that are having meltdowns on Twitter it won’t just be some sort of one off.  They will know the sort of person this fella is.  Im honestly baffled that one of the family haven’t stepped in.

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, rotoq said:

Ratialist

 

[Jairzinho]

Agents are ace, aren't they?

 

Fantastic for the game.

[Dr Nowt]

This fella is something else. The screenshots of the various loathsome things he’s come out with are seemingly endless.

 

He’s going to be a Jon Ronson case study at this rate.

[Bjornebye]

Vultures. 

 

Thankfully he shouldn't get many more players wanting to associate with him. Or he will because they seem to be stupid fucks. 

 

Bobby Duncan can fuck off and all if he is calling the club out when on 7k a week 

[Anubis]

Bloke is a complete helmet.

 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Club statement.

 

 

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“Liverpool Football Club is aware of and disappointed by the unattributed comments and unfounded allegations that have been made in the media regarding one of our players,” a spokesperson said.

 

“As the interests of the player in question are not best served by either inaccurate speculation, inflammatory statements or public discourse, we will be making no further comment.

 

“We will, however, continue our efforts to work privately with the player to find resolution in the best interests of all involved.”

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

Absolutely ridiculous. Carra only spits from the inside of cars. 

[Trumo]

Bobby Duncan would do well to fire his agent, and rid himself of any hangers-on who keeps telling him that a place in the first team is his by rights. That's the same stunt that saw him leave Man City. His agent is clearly a 100 carrot cunt who in a very short space of time has shown himself to be completely incompetent.

[Funkasy]

Bobby duncan can get the fuck.

[Captain Turdseye]

Usher said he’s shite anyway. 

[Anubis]

I’d have thought Berahino’s career trajectory would have been warning enough for Duncan.

[Pidge]

He's not shite, but I think both Brewster and Glatzel have a bit more about them.  That said he could well go the same way as Sinclair.

 

Still, the bombardment he's getting on twitter and Instagram is out of line.  Getting played out like a bad panto and it's that agent's fault.

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Still, the bombardment he's getting on twitter and Instagram is out of line.  Getting played out like a bad panto and it's that agent's fault.

Suspect that is part of the “See, his position is untenable” genius of this winnit.

[Daisy]

59 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Suspect that is part of the “See, his position is untenable” genius of this winnit.

Precisely. Free agent = signing on fee

[Thoth]

This is just horrendous behaviour from someone representing a person with mental health issues (according to him)

 

 

[Boss]

[Creator Supreme]

Seriously, just warn the lad if he continues to have this wankspangle representing him that he can show himself out! Agents are a fucking poison, this cunt is acting like that Aidey bellend who represented Sterling!