Biggest collection of virgin you've ever come across

[Remmie]

I'm at a wrestling screening as I like the Royal rumble, it lends itself well to drinking games. But wow what a bunch of virgins I feel like I never had sex before being here. I went to a sci-fi con once and it rivalled this. Vape central and all

[Remmie]

I remember my first beer 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

you can't go to the wrestling to see the wrestling and have a go at the folks who are at the wrestling to see the wrestling...

obviously you can, and we are all hypocrites at some point, i remember going around computer fairs. grumbling about all the bloody geeks, but some of them had BO and I used deodorant

[Remmie]

If it helps I feel like a massive virgin being here. These are my brothers. Dressed in crap burglar outfits. 

[Mike D]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’m part of some Trekkie groups online. These would happily out-virgin your virgins. 

[Karl_b]

I'm a member of a tabletop gaming group, it's socially awkward virgin central.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

If it helps I feel like a massive virgin being here. These are my brothers. Dressed in crap burglar outfits. 

What does a crap burglar wear Rem?

[Mudface]

13 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I'm a member of a tabletop gaming group, it's socially awkward virgin central.

Can I join?

 

I'm an MVP on an online Excel forum. A few of us hipsters used to chat together over ICQ on Friday nights.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Once moved in with a mate from Uni and my first week I came home from the pub and him and his mates were all wearing star trek uniforms in the living room playing some table top game. They all had roles like the bridge of the enterprise. I just went to bed.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Once moved in with a mate from Uni and my first week I came home from the pub and him and his mates were all wearing star trek uniforms in the living room playing some table top game. They all had roles like the bridge of the enterprise. I just went to bed.  

Sad Virgin twats. 

 

Wonder where they they got their uniforms. So I can avoid them. 

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Once moved in with a mate from Uni and my first week I came home from the pub and him and his mates were all wearing star trek uniforms in the living room playing some table top game. They all had roles like the bridge of the enterprise. I just went to bed.  

You're lucky you didn't catch them playing their other game, which would inevitably be soggy biscuit.

[Captain Turdseye]

Took the boy to watch the wrestling live at the O2 a few years back. Literally thousands of virgins all under one roof. Each with a Daniel Bryan beard. Apart from the boy. I don’t even think he had a bum fluff moustache. 

[Section_31]

Only ever been to one star trek convention and it has to be that. They had a "night out' with a band composed of Deep Space Nine actors singing Beatles music (don't know if it was real or I was on drugs) and it wasn't quite the night time crowd you'd expect from a bar. There were only about four birds, all pretty rough, but the lads were like flies around shit.  There was also a random used tampon on the floor.

[Oh Buoy]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Once moved in with a mate from Uni and my first week I came home from the pub and him and his mates were all wearing star trek uniforms in the living room playing some table top game. They all had roles like the bridge of the enterprise. I just went to bed.  

Let me guess, you fucked them didn't you?

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

What does a crap burglar wear Rem?

An overcoat that was stolen from a man in the 60s and a clearly home made hamburglar style mask. Plus greasy hair and 5 stone overweight

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

I like the unintentional arrangement of those.

 

Duct tape is the cock to biro boys’ balls.

[General Dryness]

How fucking spur of the moment were those burglaries if they didn't even have time to source a balaclava or a Ronald Reagan mask?

[Elite]

The FF.

[Elite]

7 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Obviously modelled himself on the sticky bandits, just the wrong way around.

[Bjornebye]

Revenge neggers 

[Hades]

Virgins is plural, mate.

[Karl_b]

3 hours ago, Hades said:

Virgins is plural, mate.

Remmie doesn't come on her to be fucked at, Hades.

[Chris]

19 hours ago, Remmie said:

I'm at a wrestling screening as I like the Royal rumble, it lends itself well to drinking games. But wow what a bunch of virgins I feel like I never had sex before being here. I went to a sci-fi con once and it rivalled this. Vape central and all

 

One of my favourite wrestling-watching memories is our Royal Rumble party in 2007, bro. Poor Longo.