The Best A Man Can Be

[Bjornebye]

I like the smell of the shaving foam they do. 

[cloggypop]

As for Lynx adblerts, surely their Mum buys it for them? 

[Em City]

Hades, serious question.

 

When is the last time you touched a woman? Consensually speaking, of course.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Paul said:

Leaving aside the issue of it being an advert (albeit clearly a brilliant one to achieve such exposure so quickly), anything that seeks to emphasise a view of men as kind, responsible, loving and steadfast rather than just walking libidos with a short fuse and a ready punch is an emphatically good thing in my view. 

Fuck off you arse licking pussy, I'm going to smash your face in down the KFC in Otterspool once I've finished smashing the arse off some SJW's tart. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Em City said:

Hades, serious question.

 

When is the last time you touched a woman? Consensually speaking, of course.

Arl arse caveat that 

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Fuck off you arse licking pussy, I'm going to smash your face in down the KFC in Otterspool once I've finished smashing the arse off some SJW's tart.  

Now I'm thinking that Hades is actually Philly in disguise.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Em City said:

Hades, serious question.

 

When is the last time you touched a woman? Consensually speaking, of course.

You don't need to have been with a woman to know what she wants...gagging for it I tell you.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hades mentioned having a girlfriend not so long ago. It obviously must have gone wrong in spectacular fashion. 

 

 

[moof]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Hades mentioned having a girlfriend not so long ago. It obviously must have gone wrong in spectacular fashion. 

 

 

 

[Hades]

Wouldn't want to be in the trenches with some of you cuckolds.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Hades said:

Wouldn't want to be in the trenches with some of you cuckolds.

You’d dig your way out 

[moof]

4 minutes ago, Hades said:

Wouldn't want to be in the trenches with some of you cuckolds.

You use that word, but I don’t think you know what it means 

[cloggypop]

Hades has quite obviously been friend zoned by the one bird he spent two years getting the balls up to talk to. 

[Captain Turdseye]

15 minutes ago, Hades said:

Wouldn't want to be in the trenches with some of you cuckolds.

 

It is pretty grim having a nice family, being with someone you love and enjoy being around, who looks after you when you’re ill, makes you laugh every day, cooks for you, washes your undies and regularly indulges in sexy time. 

 

I’d give it all up tomorrow if it meant I could be more like you, bro. 

[Rico1304]

I can only conclude Hades mam has chucked him out of the basement. 

[Mook]

I'm going to stick up for Hades here, he's got a point in there somewhere amongst all the trendy words. Men are turning into a right bunch of fuds & women (feminists especially) are generally still a massive pain in the arse.

 

I've not watched the Gillette thing by the way, load of bollocks arguing about a stupid shaving advert.

[3 Stacks]

54 minutes ago, Hades said:

Wouldn't want to be in the trenches with some of you cuckolds.

I'm in awe of the development of this online character you have created. 

[razor]

A comment on "toxic masculinity":

 

https://www.artfido.com/comics-reveal-the-unspoken-struggles-men-face-almost-everyday-and-are-too-afraid-to-speak-about/

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

I'm going to stick up for Hades here, he's got a point in there somewhere amongst all the trendy words. Men are turning into a right bunch of fuds & women (feminists especially) are generally still a massive pain in the arse.

 

I've not watched the Gillette thing by the way, load of bollocks arguing about a stupid shaving advert.

Balls.

 

Any generalisation that says "men are this; women are that" is a load of balls.

[3 Stacks]

1 hour ago, moof said:

You use that word, but I don’t think you know what it means 

The way the alt-right has tainted a perfectly fine and healthy sexual fetish by politicizing it is a disgrace. Why should it be spun negatively if I enjoy watching my wife getting split in half by a big black man? Not that I personally do, obviously. Just using an example. 

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The way the alt-right has tainted a perfectly fine and healthy sexual fetish by politicizing it is a disgrace. Why should it be spun negatively if I enjoy watching my wife getting split in half by a big black man? Not that I personally do, obviously. Just using an example. 

Same time next week? 

[Hades]

All this SJW stuff is filtering down from elite American universities by spoilt teenage girls and disseminated via Internet outrage platforms men in power are too busy to care about. I fell for it hook, line and sinker. Divide and cuntquer. Wouldn't be surprised if it's controlled opposition. After all, women do most of the household spending in America and support frivolous, cruel industries like cosmetics which torture animals for vanity. Turn men into obedient cuckolds and women are free to serve the corporate master.

[s(k)aturation]

10 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

To be honest, I'm fine with it being somewhat cynical.

 

I don't like being lectured, but if things like this can inject even an ounce of humanity into the fabric of solipsism and narcissism that surrounds us in our everyday media then I'm happy to let a coke-fueled ad company high-five one another.

 

Being a person of authenticity as I suspect you are, Babb, you may think differently if you saw it from the inside like I do... where faux morality is pedalled from the cloistered environment of urban elitism and, yes, often viewed through the prism of a champagne flute and other recreational refreshments. If only the high-fiving was an honest, even cynical admission of solipsism/narcissism/opportunism/careerism, I'd be OK with it... it's the self-deception that we are genuinely and only doing it for the benefit of the less fortunate/oppressed that I find cloying.  

Still, it's a living.

[Remmie]

Faux is a French word with an X but you don't pronounce the X. How do you like that for prestigious? 

[VladimirIlyich]

I think Hades is now the Chairman of the Fritzl Fan Club. He knew how to treat women!