The Best A Man Can Be

[TheBitch]

All this on a day when upskirting was made a crime. What an absolutely terrible day for men.

[Tony Moanero]

I’m angry because I wanted to hate the advert and be angry about it, but just watched it and quite liked it.

[Boss]

This is my idea for an Always Ultra advert.

 

The camera slowly pans across a dark city street, music is pumping from a nearby club. A young twenty something girl is on the floor, she's pissed herself, her mates are trying to pick this drunken mess off the pavement and carry her into a taxi. They are hurling abuse at the nightclub doormen. One of them postures up - as if to fight them, another hits a passing taxi with her purse for not stopping. Then it pans to another club. A group of women are fighting with another woman, the woman's hair is being pulled and she's being kicked repeatedly. A man jumps in trying to stop the fight and is hit over the head with a high heel shoe.

 

Now it's a young woman sitting in halls of residence in uni, crying, mascara is running down her face. She's writing her thesis on toxic masculinity. A montage sequence plays in the background of all the men she's slept with in the last year by swiping right on tinder. It pans to the men in a sexual health clinic being told they have knob rot, head in their hands. 

 

All the while this is interspersed with clips of Aileen Wournos being interviewed in prison. Then the coup de gras is that video of the woman making 'pop knob in fanny' gestures to her friend outside the club, before taking the man back to her room, sleeping with him, and then accusing him of rape the next day. The advert ends on the mans face as he's being acquitted of a crime he didn't commit. 

 

Always Ultra - Protects and moves with you

 

 

[moof]

24 minutes ago, Boss said:

This is my idea for an Always Ultra advert.

 

The camera slowly pans across a dark city street, music is pumping from a nearby club. A young twenty something girl is on the floor, she's pissed herself, her mates are trying to pick this drunken mess off the pavement and carry her into a taxi. They are hurling abuse at the nightclub doormen. One of them postures up - as if to fight them, another hits a passing taxi with her purse for not stopping. Then it pans to another club. A group of women are fighting with another woman, the woman's hair is being pulled and she's being kicked repeatedly. A man jumps in trying to stop the fight and is hit over the head with a high heel shoe.

 

Now it's a young woman sitting in halls of residence in uni, crying, mascara is running down her face. She's writing her thesis on toxic masculinity. A montage sequence plays in the background of all the men she's slept with in the last year by swiping right on tinder. It pans to the men in a sexual health clinic being told they have knob rot, head in their hands. 

 

All the while this is interspersed with clips of Aileen Wournos being interviewed in prison. Then the coup de gras is that video of the woman making 'pop knob in fanny' gestures to her friend outside the club, before taking the man back to her room, sleeping with him, and then accusing him of rape the next day. The advert ends on the mans face as he's being acquitted of a crime he didn't commit. 

 

Always Ultra - Protects and moves with you

 

 

Bit fucking warped, that. You should start a podcast. Hades and Rico would subscribe, for sure 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

 

If only Gillette had acted sooner. 

He might have been a smooth-faced rapist.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

31 minutes ago, Boss said:

This is my idea for an Always Ultra advert.

 

The camera slowly pans across a dark city street, music is pumping from a nearby club. A young twenty something girl is on the floor, she's pissed herself, her mates are trying to pick this drunken mess off the pavement and carry her into a taxi. They are hurling abuse at the nightclub doormen. One of them postures up - as if to fight them, another hits a passing taxi with her purse for not stopping. Then it pans to another club. A group of women are fighting with another woman, the woman's hair is being pulled and she's being kicked repeatedly. A man jumps in trying to stop the fight and is hit over the head with a high heel shoe.

 

Now it's a young woman sitting in halls of residence in uni, crying, mascara is running down her face. She's writing her thesis on toxic masculinity. A montage sequence plays in the background of all the men she's slept with in the last year by swiping right on tinder. It pans to the men in a sexual health clinic being told they have knob rot, head in their hands. 

 

All the while this is interspersed with clips of Aileen Wournos being interviewed in prison. Then the coup de gras is that video of the woman making 'pop knob in fanny' gestures to her friend outside the club, before taking the man back to her room, sleeping with him, and then accusing him of rape the next day. The advert ends on the mans face as he's being acquitted of a crime he didn't commit. 

 

Always Ultra - Protects and moves with you

 

 

Never go full Hades.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Boss said:

This is my idea for an Always Ultra advert.

 

The camera slowly pans across a dark city street, music is pumping from a nearby club. A young twenty something girl is on the floor, she's pissed herself, her mates are trying to pick this drunken mess off the pavement and carry her into a taxi. They are hurling abuse at the nightclub doormen. One of them postures up - as if to fight them, another hits a passing taxi with her purse for not stopping. Then it pans to another club. A group of women are fighting with another woman, the woman's hair is being pulled and she's being kicked repeatedly. A man jumps in trying to stop the fight and is hit over the head with a high heel shoe.

 

Now it's a young woman sitting in halls of residence in uni, crying, mascara is running down her face. She's writing her thesis on toxic masculinity. A montage sequence plays in the background of all the men she's slept with in the last year by swiping right on tinder. It pans to the men in a sexual health clinic being told they have knob rot, head in their hands. 

 

All the while this is interspersed with clips of Aileen Wournos being interviewed in prison. Then the coup de gras is that video of the woman making 'pop knob in fanny' gestures to her friend outside the club, before taking the man back to her room, sleeping with him, and then accusing him of rape the next day. The advert ends on the mans face as he's being acquitted of a crime he didn't commit. 

 

Always Ultra - Protects and moves with you

 

 

When you writing the next Saw movie fella? You creepy cunt 

[Boss]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

When you writing the next Saw movie fella? You creepy cunt 

Next week, you fat James McEvoy lookin' twat nozzle.

[s(k)aturation]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m angry because I wanted to hate the advert and be angry about it, but just watched it and quite liked it.

 

At least you're angry though, Tone.

[Hades]

Anyone that thinks Western women are oppressed in 2019 is a cunt. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Fuck I just finished burning all my Nike gear and now have to bin my 20$ sensor excel supreme and ultra sensitive soft skin shaving gel.

 

I need a Big Mac and and some freedom fries 

[Hades]

Black men are overrepresented in violent crime and rape stats. Therefore it's all black men's responsibility to stop violent crime and rape. See how ridiculous that sounds to the humble, intellectual, black man?

 

It's up to all of us as a society to prevent the conditions that give rise to crime. Western women falling over themselves to act promiscuously and recklessly invite strangers into their life is just manufactured victimhood.

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Boss said:

Next week, you fat James McEvoy lookin' twat nozzle.

Thank fuck 

[Aventus]

3 hours ago, Hades said:

Black men are overrepresented in violent crime and rape stats. Therefore it's all black men's responsibility to stop violent crime and rape. See how ridiculous that sounds to the humble, intellectual, black man?

While we're on the subject, did anybody else notice in this advert that it's only white dudes acting like cunts, with the noble black guys stepping in to stop any potential harassment? 

 

5 hours ago, Hades said:

Anyone that thinks Western women are oppressed in 2019 is a cunt. 

I'm a white male and apparently I'm overwhelmingly privileged, I don't feel very privileged to be honest.

Do I need to be a middle-aged white male before I start to benefit from this?

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

 

I'm a white male and apparently I'm overwhelmingly privileged, I don't feel very privileged to be honest.

Do I need to be a middle-aged white male before I start to benefit from this?

It will only get worse. Long and short of it, your fucked mate. Sorry you had to hear it from Haids. . 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Hades said:

Anyone that thinks Western women are oppressed in 2019 is a cunt. 

Yes, dear.

 

It's white, western, heterosexual men who are the real victims. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Hades said:

 

It's up to all of us as a society to prevent the conditions that give rise to crime. Western women falling over themselves to act promiscuously and recklessly invite strangers into their life is just manufactured victimhood.

Go and get raped.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Yes, dear.

 

It's white, western, heterosexual men who are the real victims. 

Lots of white, western, heterosexual men are real victims though. We shouldn't dismiss that just because some white, western, heterosexual men - a tiny minority - are rich. It's the elite that are the ones ruling the world, not white, straight men.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Go and get raped.

Yeah, that 'women bring it on themselves' type comment is just nasty.

[Hades]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Go and get raped.

You're acting like a hysterical, emotional woman. Either rape is extraordinarily bad, in which case no women would be promiscuous, or it's not as bad as some women claim, given their propensity to invite the risk into their life. Learn to separate an argument from a person. I happen to think rape is horrific, which is why taking the risk that women do, makes little sense for me. You may find the answer about who does the raping being significant to  women to be troubling to your worldview.

[cloggypop]

I can only hope that Yabbie Creek Police Department are monitoring this thread hard

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This is shaving years off my life.

[Jose Jones]

4 hours ago, Aventus said:

While we're on the subject, did anybody else notice in this advert that it's only white dudes acting like cunts, with the noble black guys stepping in to stop any potential harassment? 

 

The ad would have been much better if it had Bill Cosby playing himself in it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Lots of white, western, heterosexual men are real victims though. We shouldn't dismiss that just because some white, western, heterosexual men - a tiny minority - are rich. It's the elite that are the ones ruling the world, not white, straight men.

Nobody in the west is a victim BECAUSE they are white, heterosexual or male. That's the point. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

28 minutes ago, Hades said:

You're acting like a hysterical, emotional woman. Either rape is extraordinarily bad, in which case no women would be promiscuous, or it's not as bad as some women claim, given their propensity to invite the risk into their life. Learn to separate an argument from a person. I happen to think rape is horrific, which is why taking the risk that women do, makes little sense for me. You may find the answer about who does the raping being significant to  women to be troubling to your worldview.

Stop taking the word of liars.