The Best A Man Can Be

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Some dreams for his Bouncer.

 

[Dr Nowt]

The advert would be far better if it were just hidden-cam footage of Harvey Weinstein in a towel, bullying some crocodile tear-shedding young snake-with-tits into a handjob, while a transcript of the world of a woman thread’s most repetitive topics was read out in the most monotone voice on Planet Earth, for me Clive.

 

The good old days, once we had an empire, etc.

 

[Fowlers God]

Razors are for women. 

 

End discussion 

[Hades]

43 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Can't we start a GF crowdfund to get Hades laid? He needs some gold in his coast, some reef in his barrier, some Mrs in his mangle.

Only if it's the Angel of Death.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

Razors are for women. 

 

End discussion 

Not everyone wants to look like a Victorian Clergyman mate.

[3 Stacks]

Dove did this kind of ad way better when they promoted self love, confidence, etc. This is just going to annoy people because no one wants to have a multinational company wag a finger in their faces. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

It's not wagging a finger in my face as I'm neither a bellend or a sex pest.

 

Despite what some local graffiti might say.

[moof]

If you feel targeted by this ad, it probably means you’re an absolute cunt

[3 Stacks]

9 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's not wagging a finger in my face as I'm neither a bellend or a sex pest.

 

Despite what some local graffiti might say.

Upstanding, men of integrity such as ourselves will understand the message and won't be offended. Lots of people are big mad though. The Youtube dislikes are like 600k to 200k likes. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Upstanding, men of integrity such as ourselves will understand the message and won't be offended. Lots of people are big mad though. The Youtube dislikes are like 600k to 200k likes. 

 

WOW. 

[Aventus]

 

 

 

[Champ]

8 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

 

 

People/men saying they’re never going to buy Gillette again. As if.

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

20 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Upstanding, men of integrity such as ourselves will understand the message and won't be offended. Lots of people are big mad though. The Youtube dislikes are like 600k to 200k likes. 

It's all part of a cunning plan. Their names are being collated and cross referenced against wearers of winkle pickers and fans of Mrs Brown's Boys, in preparation for the post revolution purge.

[Rico1304]

This has definitely had an effect on me! Today when I was out for a run I was waiting for the lights to change when a car went through a puddle and splashed me and a woman. When another car came along I stood in front of the woman and took the splash, thus protecting her like a knight in shining armour!  She said I was wonderful. Thank you Gillette. 

 

(This is entirely true, except for the bit about Gillette).  

[moof]

23 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

 

 

I can’t neg this but you best believe I’m fucking frowning at you right now 

[Section_31]

It's funny how when they released Lynx for women they had to rethink the advertising strategy. A woman getting chased down the street by a bunch of men has somewhat different connotations. 

 

Sex sells though, it always has. Little Mix are the most popular girl group among young girls and are always walking around in their undies. Women are taught to be objectified from an early age unfortunately as it gives  them an extra string to their bow. 

 

I've lost count of the number of times I ended up doing a shit shift when I worked in pubs because the barmaid wanted it off and had (slightly) bigger tits than me. 

[Jairzinho]

42 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's not wagging a finger in my face as I'm neither a bellend or a sex pest.

 

Despite what some local graffiti might say.

Yeah, sorry about that, mate.

[Bjornebye]

21 hours ago, El Rojo said:

It’s a cynical marketing exercise.

Fuck off Bodyform 

[Numero Veinticinco]

28 minutes ago, Champ said:

People/men saying they’re never going to buy Gillette again. As if.

 

 

Not here. Nothing to do with this, though. 

[Boss]

So basically men need to check other men's privilege within the Patriarchy and act as a social justice warrior on behalf of women, otherwise they'll turn into Harvey Weinstein and rape hundreds of women. What a ludicrous message. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd love to join in with this ad agency audition but I can't remember many modern jingles. I'll go for an old classic 'Because the lady loves...a fat wallet.' 'Hamlet,the wild cigar from Denmark.'

[moof]

44 minutes ago, Boss said:

So basically men need to check other men's privilege within the Patriarchy and act as a social justice warrior on behalf of women, otherwise they'll turn into Harvey Weinstein and rape hundreds of women. What a ludicrous message. 

No, it’s saying “don’t be a cunt”. Very fucking simple. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Don’t be a cunt!  Pretty catchy like but as good as The Best.......?

[Captain Turdseye]

 

 

 

If only Gillette had acted sooner. 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Boss said:

So basically men need to check other men's privilege within the Patriarchy and act as a social justice warrior on behalf of women, otherwise they'll turn into Harvey Weinstein and rape hundreds of women. What a ludicrous message. 

You’ve not seen it, have you