Popeye

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Has anyone said he looks like Keith Chegwin.

 

Chegwin would destroy Turdseye. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Chegwin would destroy Turdseye. 

 

A couple of years ago maybe. Now it’s a 50/50 fight. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

A couple of years ago maybe. Now it’s a 50/50 fight. 

 

One working arm and leg each? 

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Like a mildly tough Keith Chegwin 

 

Cheggers Play Pop(eye).

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

One working arm and leg each? 

 

I think you need to sit down. I’ve got some rather upsetting news...

[Captain Howdy]

Turdseye at his finest

[lifetime fan]

20 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I think you need to sit down. I’ve got some rather upsetting news...

 

You’re going to live? 

[Fugitive]

He’s a poor mans Anny Road.

[Pidge]

9 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Its the same with most of these types. They are not particularly hard but simply have no moral compass. 

Come on mate, he only started the thread for a laugh...

[Jairzinho]

21 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Come on mate, he only started the thread for a laugh...

Have you got a death wish?

[TheHowieLama]

[manwiththestick]

This thread just reminded me that good old Cheggers is no longer. In fact I just googled it because is wasn't 100%. Alas it was true.

[Anny Road]

I recon i'd take Cheggers like.

[Captain Turdseye]

11 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

This thread just reminded me that good old Cheggers is no longer. In fact I just googled it because is wasn't 100%. Alas it was true.

 

As Carvalho Diablo would say, he is dead, DEAD AS FUCK, he has ceased to exist.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

As Carvalho Diablo would say, he is dead, DEAD AS FUCK, he has ceased to exist.

If I lived near you i'd shout "Plata O Plomo" through your letterbox in the early hours at least once a week. 

[Captain Turdseye]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If I lived near you i'd shout "Plata O Plomo" through your letterbox in the early hours at least once a week. 

 

I’ve watched enough Escobar documentaries to be able to tell the difference between a real Colombian accent and one of someone from Cronton pretending to be a Scouser. 

[VladimirIlyich]

56 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I’ve watched enough Escobar documentaries to be able to tell the difference between a real Colombian accent and one of someone from Cronton pretending to be a Scouser. 

Yet Escobar was played by a Brazilian and Pacho played by an Argentine. Are you sure?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I’ve watched enough Escobar documentaries to be able to tell the difference between a real Colombian accent and one of someone from Cronton pretending to be a Scouser. 

But a lot of these gangsters came straight out of Cronton.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

But a lot of these gangsters came straight out of Cronton.

Nobheads With Attitude.

[Captain Turdseye]

27 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Yet Escobar was played by a Brazilian and Pacho played by an Argentine. Are you sure?

 

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I’ve watched enough Escobar documentaries to be able to tell the difference between a real Colombian accent and one of someone from Cronton pretending to be a Scouser. 

 

Pretty sure Escobar plays himself, mate. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Pretty sure Escobar plays himself, mate. 

No chance. Curly hair and moustache? Definitely a blag scouser from Cronton.

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

No chance. Curly hair and moustache? Definitely a blag scouser from Cronton.

It is I've seen him in cronton fish bar a few times on a friday tea time. Bennetton jumpers the lot. Mans got taste. Boss chippy that 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

It is I've seen him in crouton fish bar a few times on a friday tea time. Bennetton jumpers the lot. Mans got taste. Boss chippy that 

Crouton Fish Bar? Ace name that.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It is I've seen him in cronton fish bar a few times on a friday tea time. Bennetton jumpers the lot. Mans got taste. Boss chippy that 

Used to pass that twice every day on the way to work and heard good reviews. Finally stopped there one time when I was working a have day and got fish and chips. Fish tasted like it was dredged from the Man ship canal. Chips were good though.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Used to pass that twice every day on the way to work and heard good reviews. Finally stopped there one time when I was working a have day and got fish and chips. Fish tasted like it was dredged from the Man ship canal. Chips were good though.

To be fair I've not had anything from there in years. My nan and grandad used to own a farm down cronton rd so we used to get a chippy from there every now and then. Always amazing. New owners these days though so no surprise if its gone downhill.