Popeye

[Captain Turdseye]

No, not everybody’s favourite spinach and olive munching sailor man. I wanna talk about this tit.

 

 

‘Pablo Escobar’s most notorious henchman’

 

Do you wanna know why you’re the most notorious, Popeye? Because you won’t fucking shut up about it, that’s why. 

 

“I killed 300 men and ordered the killings of 3000 more” yadda yadda yadda. 

 

And then you went to jail and grassed every other fucker up, you pathetic little twat. People are mugging you of your glasses on the streets of Medillin and you’re popping up on every documentary going, telling everyone how much of a big man you are. You’re a has-been. A joke of a man. A rat.  

 

And I'm here, Popeye. Oh yeah. I’m right here throwing down the gauntlet. You and me, mano-a-mano, let’s do this. Choose any KFC you like in the Home Counties and I’ll be there to fuck you up. I bet you haven’t even got the balls to respond to this, you big Columbian poof. 

[Bjornebye]

The Carl Froch of the Colombian Cartel world. 

[Anny Road]

Its the same with most of these types. They are not particularly hard but simply have no moral compass. They would and probably have murdered babies without a second thought. That does not do you much good in the jail but put a weapon in the hands of these people and tell them to do something and it is done without a seconds thought.

[VladimirIlyich]

Escobar's son disputed his story for a while until they came to some sort of agreement,probably financial.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Looks a bit wimpy to me. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Looks a bit wimpy to me. 

Like a mildly tough Keith Chegwin 

[VladimirIlyich]

He's obsessed with social media and probably doesn't realise that people are most likely trolling him half the time.

[s(k)aturation]

31 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

No, not everybody’s favourite spinach and olive munching sailor man. I wanna talk about this tit.

 

 

‘Pablo Escobar’s most notorious henchman’

 

Do you wanna know why you’re the most notorious, Popeye? Because you won’t fucking shut up about it, that’s why. 

 

“I killed 300 men and ordered the killings of 3000 more” yadda yadda yadda. 

 

And then you went to jail and grassed every other fucker up, you pathetic little twat. People are mugging you of your glasses on the streets of Medillin and you’re popping up on every documentary going, telling everyone how much of a big man you are. You’re a has-been. A joke of a man. A rat.  

 

And I'm here, Popeye. Oh yeah. I’m right here throwing down the gauntlet. You and me, mano-a-mano, let’s do this. Choose any KFC you like in the Home Counties and I’ll be there to fuck you up. I bet you haven’t even got the balls to respond to this, you big Columbian poof. 

 

Mine's a Zinger burger.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Looks like an estate agent having a very odd mid life crisis.

[Jairzinho]

Fancy Turdseye to slap the fuck out of him.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Like a mildly tough Keith Chegwin 

A right goon.

[s(k)aturation]

Turdseye would make fish fingers out of him.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Fancy Turdseye to slap the fuck out of him.

 

Damn straight. 

[Bjornebye]

Is he on Twitter? 

[Dr Nowt]

Get him on the cobbles for a straightener and teach him some respect, Turdsy.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Make it the first fight of the Boxing Prediction League.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Make it the first fight of the Boxing Prediction League.

I vote Turdseye to win by KO after pissing on his grave. 

[Trumo]

If Bill Kenwright was a stedhead, he'd look like that.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Looks like Keith Chegwin.

 

 

[Dave D]

Walk away Turdseye. He's not worth it

[SammyAftershave]

Smack him Turdsy. The twat!

[Captain Turdseye]

I knew he wouldn’t respond when I called him out. He’s a shithouse. 

[lifetime fan]

Reminds me of this cunt. 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Reminds me of this cunt. 

 

 

 

Was about say the same thing.

 

[Anny Road]

Has anyone said he looks like Keith Chegwin.