Rate Lifeys Toast

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

I’d buttered the toast once, let it completely melt and then buttered it a second time. 

Wild man!

[VladimirIlyich]

Roast Lifey's Toast,seems like he's already done it.

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 just the right amount of burn in the middle. 

 

 

Toast should be even in color all the way across -- in fact how is it possible to just burn the middle without using a torch?

[The Guest]

Schoolboy error for me.  He’s cut it incorrectly.  It should be a horizontal cut.  The colour is a 10/10.

[Oh Buoy]

41 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Toast should be even in color all the way across -- in fact how is it possible to just burn the middle without using a torch?

 

And if Lifey could afford one: 

 

 

[Atticus Finch]

Double buttered, well done, solid 8 from me...

[Remmie]

I'm not that fussed on whether it's lightly toasted or has a bit of charcoal like Colin has it. I'm most interested in the quality of the bread. Can't really tell what sort of bread he has there

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I'm not that fussed on whether it's lightly toasted or has a bit of charcoal like Colin has it. I'm most interested in the quality of the bread. Can't really tell what sort of bread he has there

What bread do use, Rem?

 

 

[Fowlers God]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What bread do use, Rem?

 

 

Regular every day bread is Farmhouse (appreciate I’m not Remmie but thought I’d enter the debate) 

 

weekend bakery bread is a crusty Bloomer

 

 

 

[Fowlers God]

It’s fucking burnt. 

 

Its a 4 for me

[Tony Moanero]

Warburtons bread is turd.

[Oh Buoy]

Roberts bread is ace. 

 

As is nimble if you're going for that light-weight option. 

 

We need a bread thread. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Warburtons bread is turd.

Negged. Warburtons got me through my childhood 

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Negged. Warburtons got me through my childhood 

Nah, it’s shite. Even Warburtons Toastie is too thin. M&S soft white farmhouse is good for every day toast.

[Fowlers God]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, it’s shite. Even Warburtons Toastie is too thin. M&S soft white farmhouse is good for every day toast.

Tesco’s have just started their own Farmhouse bread too

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Roberts bread is ace. 

 

As is nimble if you're going for that light-weight option. 

 

We need a bread thread. 

Nimble is awful. Might as well just toast some cardboard.

[lifetime fan]

White farmhouse Rem. Good thickness too. 

 

Makes great cheese sandwiches. 

[Remmie]

26 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What bread do use, Rem?

 

 

I'm quite the dabbler but love an olive loaf, a tiger loaf or any fresh white unsliced bread. I often make my own lashing in all sorts from olives, to nuts and seeds, sun-dried tomato, herbs and spices, cheese, honey helps the crust sometimes. 

 

If I buy it sliced it's usually Polish sourdough or a seeded batch. 

[Tony Moanero]

 Top 5 things to have on toast (other than just butter)

 

1. Cheese

2. Poached eggs

3. Brussels Pate

4. Avocado (anyone calling it “avo” needs their bollocks kicking up into their mouth)

5. Bramble jam

[Toxteth O'Grady]

Is he still engaged to that Amy Lewis thing off Facebook?

[Anubis]

58 minutes ago, Elite said:

Negged. Warburtons got me through my childhood 

 

The Warburton Gang (Elite in centre)

 

[Anubis]

Nimble bread is made from compressed naval fluff.

[Oh Buoy]

20 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Nimble bread is made from compressed naval fluff.

Aka the 'good stuff'. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nimble is faux bread.

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

 Top 5 things to have on toast (other than just butter)

1. Butter

2. Extra Butter

3. Poached Egg and Butter

4. Butter and Cheese

5. More Butter