Timo Werner

[Elite]

I think he'll do well but I am glad he was Chelsea's main threat yesterday and not Pulisic.

[Code]

Werner will be a very good buy for Chelsea, he has won them two penalties already ffs.

[Bjornebye]

I think he will be a success at Chelsea but I did laugh earlier when someone on twitter called him the German Shane Long. 

[J-V]

29 minutes ago, Elite said:

I think he'll do well but I am glad he was Chelsea's main threat yesterday and not Pulisic.

Easily Chelsea’s best player

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

Sounds more like the Lord of Frodsham.

That’s exactly who I thought of last week when someone like Bluto was bigging up what a world class talent his pace makes him, because he got caught offside more than anyone else in Germany last season.

 

Errrrrrr, yeah. Just what you want.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I still think he's mentally weak, and I refuse to budge from my poorly informed judgemental hot-take.

 

Ooh, it's a bit loud, my ears went pop, sub me off.

[johnsusername]

£50,000,000 - gash. Two league goals since November.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Donkey

[Butch]

Glad we never got him. He's a fart that doesn't smell. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Playing like Mo Salah did at Chelsea and Torrres did at Chelsea. 

[Elite]

German inefficiency.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

German inefficiency.

Vorsprung durch scheisse.

[dockers_strike]

As it turns out, Im happy with Jota.

 

I feel a bit sorry for Werner (well not really) because he thought about his bank account and chased the money rather than thought which manager was really best for his career.

 

But Im certain the lad would be better if tutored by Jurgen.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

46 minutes ago, Numero said:

Playing like Mo Salah did at Chelsea and Torrres did at Chelsea. 

So, basically he needs to come to Liverpool. 

[3 Stacks]

8 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

As it turns out, Im happy with Jota.

 

I feel a bit sorry for Werner (well not really) because he thought about his bank account and chased the money rather than thought which manager was really best for his career.

 

But Im certain the lad would be better if tutored by Jurgen.

He's well paid and could win the Champions League in his first season there. Not sure he regrets much.

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So, basically he needs to come to Liverpool. 

I’d be all over that. 

[Captain Howdy]

He’s fucking shite, headless chicken doesn't begin to describe him.

[Anubis]

Still better than Josh King.

[Bruce Spanner]

He'd score eighty a season here.

[m0e]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

He's well paid and could win the Champions League in his first season there. Not sure he regrets much.

I don't think anyone here gives a shiny shit what he regrets.

 

We're just happy he's not playing for us.

[Captain Turdseye]

I put the mockers on this one. There’s no need to thank me. I know some of you want to but honestly there’s no need. Forget about it. I don’t need thanking. Honestly. Thanks. 

[Vincent Vega]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I put the mockers on this one. There’s no need to thank me. I know some of you want to but honestly there’s no need. Forget about it. I don’t need thanking. Honestly. Thanks. 

Thanks Turdseye you humongous twat.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

Thanks Turdseye you humongous twat.

Ah mate. You shouldn’t have. Really. Just knowing I was doing it for all of you was enough. 

[Vincent Vega]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Ah mate. You shouldn’t have. Really. Just knowing I was doing it for all of you was enough. 

Just being your usual selfless self as always. I knew it.

[Captain Howdy]

9 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

He'd score eighty a season here.

Off side goals maybe