Timo Werner

[Captain Turdseye]

Welcome to Liverpool. 

[moof]

Really?

[Anubis]

He’s trolling. CT that is, not Timo Werner. Who may be trolling, just not on here.

[Harry Squatter]

I hate him and I won't set foot inside Anfield til he's gone.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Doctor Troy said:

I hate him and I won't set foot inside Anfield til he's gone.

Harsh on CT, that. 

[Remmie]

I think CT read Paulie's scoop on twitter. El Rojo/Don Balon will be here soon to confirm. 

[aRdja]

Malingering twat.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, aRdja said:

Malingering twat.

Harsh on CT, that. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Timo Werner/Tom Werner,the same person?

[Captain Turdseye]

SPORTbible, Goal.com, 90min, Daily Star, Joe.co.uk, Tribal Football, Football365.com and the Metro are all reporting it, boys. 

 

There’s no smoke without fire. It’s basically a done deal. 

[VladimirIlyich]

If goal.com run the story then its as reliable as Matthewbet.com. willkommen Timo.

[Anubis]

 

 

 

 

James Pearce

@JamesPearceEcho

 

Liverpool FC and Klopp are happy to let Captain Turdseye go in this window without a replacement coming in. He is surplus to requirements.

 

10.04 am • 6 Jan 2019 • Twitter for iPhone

[Trumo]

[A_S]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

What's Tuchel got to do with this? 

[Captain Turdseye]

My last ‘Welcome to Liverpool’ thread was the Shaqiri one and you’re all so quick to write this one off. 

 

I’m embarrassed for all of you. 

[Trumo]

3 minutes ago, A_S said:

What's Tuchel got to do with this? 

 

TOMMEH!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

His name is an anagram of Mort Weiner or wet rim Ron.

 

 

[Funkasy]

Age sex and location ?

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My last ‘Welcome to Liverpool’ thread was the Shaqiri one and you’re all so quick to write this one off. 

 

I’m embarrassed for all of you. 

Was it started before he signed or after?

[Thoth]

Has Usher designed a Werner T Shirt yet? Until he does it ain’t happening 

[Bjornebye]

Ignore the cunt

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Ignore the cunt

Fair on CT, that. 

[Jairzinho]

Welcome to Turkey in two years.

[suzy]

It’s going to be a disappointment this window, isn’t it? VVD was done and dusted before January 1st last year.

[M_B]

Is he on a city break?