15 Young Studs To Watch Out For In 2019.

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Yakubu, aged 17.

[Harry Squatter]

12 hours ago, Elite said:

What's the story behind that one? Does that poor lad want his arse looking like a crater?

 Keaton once said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Purple Aki.

[3 Stacks]

5 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Number 4 shocked me.

It was the pregnant woman fetish, wasn't it? Didn't know what wee Trent was about? That's what I do. I bring important and interesting facts to light.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Number 4 shocked me.

Me too. I think we have enough Dutchies in the squad as it is.

[House of Dirk]

NSFW tags? 

[Remmie]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Me too. I think we have enough Dutchies in the squad as it is.

Pass them to the left hand side

[Ginny]

Sounds GAY 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Sounds GAY 

Which bit? 

[Ginny]

Thread title 

[Scrump]

31 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Sounds GAY 

 

28 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Which bit? 

 

28 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Thread title 

 

Have you read the thread @Ginny? 

[SlugTrail]

20 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

"PM'ed"

Wrong account fella

[razor]

3 hours ago, Ginny said:

Sounds GAY 

 

[Ginny]

3 hours ago, Scrump said:

 

 

 

Have you read the thread @Ginny? 

Am only messing about mate 

[House of Dirk]

On 1/4/2019 at 9:07 AM, Doctor Troy said:

But do they squat???

[Ne Moe Imya]

I'm not having the idea of a list of top U21 players that doesn't include Kai Havertz at or very near the top.

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Scrump]

6 hours ago, Ginny said:

Am only messing about mate 

Me too

 

I was enjoying your jest and endeavouring to encourage a riff

[Anubis]

No Admiral Akbar?

[Hades]

On 1/4/2019 at 6:44 PM, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I will give you my top 5 

 

1 Carlton Coffcandy.  18 year old Antiguan keeper currently in the youth set up at F.C. Donut in Estonia. Likened to a young Frank Lane. Great things expected and would command a nominal fee.

 

2 Vernon Cardboard. 19 year old Welsh fullback currently on loan at Rapid Boill in Austria from Llandudno Athletic. Comfortable either right or left, imagine Steve Harkness crossed with Peter Crouch. Has a bright future.

 

3 Roger Rodgers. 16 year old nephew of Brendan a centre back with immense pace. In the youth team  at Home & Bargain FC in the  Zingari I in Liverpool.

likened to Paul Parker as he is small in stature for a centre back. Plenty of time to grow and is expected to eventually grow beyond 5 feet.

 

4 Wim Wim Yeung. 20 year old Dutch midfielder on the books of F.C. Bong in the  Dutch 12 tier. Hard as nails and with wonderful feet, two of them.

Think Terry Hurlock in his pomp. Future superstar.

 

5 Avery Starburst. 17.Striker at French side Ouiouinon. Tall, gangly and fantastic in the air. A bit raw but to be expected, very tall at 7 feet but could have a high ceiling. Like a tall Kenny Miller. He is also a Liverpool fan.

 

 

 

This is still making me giggle.