Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Reckoner]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

the displays of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s men

 

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, aws said:

You don’t have to top the table to be table toppers. 

You don't need trophies to be a winner. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

It’s ‘position suggests’, (*pulls pin and throws grenade*) but dumbass has written it wrong (*skips away laughing*).

I'm only the dumbass who posted it, not the dumbass who wrote it. Dumbass. 

[Dave D]

On 01/09/2019 at 16:40, Captain Turdseye said:

From The Athletic...

 

 

 

It truly is so so so so sweet reading this.

 

Leicester up next for them.

 

They should get outclassed all over the pitch.

 

Lets see Maguire deal with Vardy as the United midfield chase shadows

 

 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm only the dumbass who posted it, not the dumbass who wrote it. Dumbass. 

The dumbass must be Sam Carney. 

[TheHowieLama]

You don't have to be a dumbass to be a dumbass but....

[Harry Squatter]

[Bob]

That reminiscent of the fella that used to write one millions word essays on the offal about how great we were.

[Anubis]

10 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm only the dumbass who posted it, not the dumbass who wrote it. Dumbass. 

Fucksticks. Yes. Yes I am.

[Harry Squatter]

[Captain Turdseye]

Just read that Ole was sacked at Cardiff with a record of four wins, three draws and nine losses in his last sixteen games. That’s 15 points. 

His last sixteen games at Man United have produced three wins, four draws and nine losses: That’s 13 points. 

 

Consistency. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just read that Ole was sacked at Cardiff with a record of four wins, three draws and nine losses in his last sixteen games. That’s 15 points. 

His last sixteen games at Man United have produced three wins, four draws and nine losses: That’s 13 points. 

 

Consistency. 

What the fuck was happening during their hit streak last season? How can a team be so fucking hot and cold in such large patches. Was it really just the effect of Mourinho finally fucking off?

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just read that Ole was sacked at Cardiff with a record of four wins, three draws and nine losses in his last sixteen games. That’s 15 points. 

His last sixteen games at Man United have produced three wins, four draws and nine losses: That’s 13 points. 

 

Consistency. 

That's sheer incompetence.

 

And funny as fuck 

[sir roger]

50 minutes ago, rotoq said:

What the fuck was happening during their hit streak last season? How can a team be so fucking hot and cold in such large patches. Was it really just the effect of Mourinho finally fucking off?

A mix of a post-Mourinho bounce and a run of pleasant fixtures. To be fair to Solskjaer the problems run far deeper than him.

[littletedwest]

35 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's sheer incompetence.

 

And funny as fuck 

They're just unlucky. That's the story we need to stick to

[Reckoner]

He’ll turn it round, just give him time. Lots and lots of time.

[manwiththestick]

16 hours ago, rotoq said:

What the fuck was happening during their hit streak last season? How can a team be so fucking hot and cold in such large patches. Was it really just the effect of Mourinho finally fucking off?

Have a look at the run of fixtures he had, they couldn't of hand picked a better run of about 10 games, their trickiest game was Spurs who somehow managed to completely dominate Utd but still lose.

[Aventus]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Have a look at the run of fixtures he had, they couldn't of hand picked a better run of about 10 games, their trickiest game was Spurs who somehow managed to completely dominate Utd but still lose.

Wish they had gone to shit a couple of games earlier so we could smesh them. Fucking cunts got off lightly and cost us 2 critical points. 

[magicrat]

58 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Wish they had gone to shit a couple of games earlier so we could smesh them. Fucking cunts got off lightly and cost us 2 critical points. 

We should have done. Had so much of the play that day and can't blame anyone but ourselves.

[TheHowieLama]

They paid Alexis Sanchez yesterday

 

[Chocoholic]

 

Well thank fuck for that! Long may it last.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I love the smell of desperation in the morning.

[Davelfc]

David de Gea has finally committed his long-term future to Manchester United after the Spaniard put pen to paper on a five-year deal, according to reports. 

United's No 1 has agreed to the new contract which will see him rake in a staggering £13.3million a season after tax, making him the club's best-paid player.

According to the Daily Record, the contract includes an optional fifth year and sees him surpass Paul Pogba at the top of the wage bill.

 

=

 

 

[Grinch]

Playing shite for two years and  now being rewarded by being made the highest paid keeper in the world, bizarre buy sums up why one of the expensive teams in the world can't finish 4th in their own league. 

[suzy]

Makes me laugh Ole keeps saying De Gea is the best keeper in the world!