Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Boss]

 

[Dr Nowt]

The only sensible response to his cuntery.

 

What a marvellously astute and well-run club.

[El Rojo]

Haha. Magnificent.

[TheDrowningMan]

Top of the race-related arrest league.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/17/manchester-united-arrests-racism

[Anubis]

And all the shit they give us about having racist fans. I see Man City are in double figures as well.

[Trumo]

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

And all the shit they give us about having racist fans. I see Man City are in double figures as well.

 

They'll claim the numbers have been artificially inflated, without seeing the irony in that statement.

[magicrat]

I'm more shocked that so few people are being done for racism and the cunts that are aren't automatically being banned for life.

[Section_31]

Mr farty pants back in the house. Superb.

 

 

[Anubis]

The same Steve Walsh the Ev jibbed off?

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The same Steve Walsh the Ev jibbed off?

Yep, hopefully he can continue his fine work.

[cloggypop]

Aren't the Ev meant to take their rejects like? What's going on? 

[Davelfc]

45 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Mr farty pants back in the house. Superb.

 

 

One is shit and his signings are pants.........the other has signs of shit in his pants. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Mancs trying desperately to make news headlines. 

[Section_31]

I genuinely thought they'd have binned him off and got the spurs fella whose name I can never spell. 

[manwiththestick]

They've given Mata a new deal now. It's going swimmingly.

[Angie81]

I keep thinking these will sort their shit out but everyday sees them deeper in the shit.

[Butch]

Happy days. Its wonderful. 

[Elite]

I've no idea what the fuck they are doing but it's entertaining none the less.

 

It's like 5 blokes trying to have a shit on the same bog at once, one turd may hit the water but the rest of the shit gets everywhere and they have no idea how to clean it up.

[Boss]

Rumours that they want to appoint Steve Walsh as director of football on twitter. Surely a joke.

[Shankly]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ryan-giggs-taunts-liverpool-saying-3335336

 

[Boss]

He's bought players like Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Anderson and Nani

Now we've got the next batch, the likes of Javier Hernandez, Rafael and Fabio Da Silva, Gabriel Obertan and Chris Smalling

 

[Dr Nowt]

Not the first time in recent months the papers have been briefed about Woodward ignoring Ferguson’s advice.

 

I wonder who could be worried about his legacy and leaking this, as United become the butt of everyone’s jokes. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Apparently they want a 19 year old right back from Norwich as an alternative to Wan-Bissaka. 

 

This noble endeavour of shifting their transfer policy towards only buying young British players is a sight to behold. Well done Man United. Long may it continue. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They are also in dispute about the value of Maguire. Leicester want 80 million whereas the Mancs value him at 40. Both those figures are way too high imo, they'll probably still offer 60 and land him, Leicester know how desperate they are. I reckon Maguire will be a massive flop at OT. 

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Apparently they want a 19 year old right back from Norwich as an alternative to Wan-Bissaka. 

 

This noble endeavour of shifting their transfer policy towards only buying young British players is a sight to behold. Well done Man United. Long may it continue. 

Their famed youth system that Slur dined out on for 20 odd years seems to have failed