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3 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Schmiechel, of danish peter fame, has decided that they should have a DoF

 

To add to that, he thinks he should get that job

 

the Christmas that keeps on giving 

This is the fella who thought Janet Jizz was the best player of his generation based on one goal against Sunderland.

 

Hope they just end up like the Blues Brothers and spend a fortune getting the band back together.

 

Personal I think it's outrageous that Paul Ince, Steve Bruce and Mark Hughes weren't given the job. Indivually or all together at once.

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1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

He's already coming across as a massive snidey cunt saying that Van Gaal and Mourinho had their chances and he doesn't feel sorry for them getting the sack.

It's part of the remit when you manage a bunch of cunts like them 

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Although my initial reaction to the mancs winning is usually to feel physically sick, on reflection it was a Good really yesterday. In an ideal we want the genuine shit to get the job at least for a year or so and waste some spondulicks.

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Fuck the scrawny cunt. Fuck the Mancs. Hope they have a little lift before they implode again and that baby face grey haired old man gets swallowed up in it and Pogba self implodes in a self obsessed bitch fit 

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13 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Fuck the scrawny cunt. Fuck the Mancs. Hope they have a little lift before they implode again and that baby face grey haired old man gets swallowed up in it and Pogba self implodes in a self obsessed bitch fit 

That's a lot of imploding . 

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They are getting some headlines now which takes a bit of attention of ourselves for a few weeks at least. He'll do ok I reckon. On paper they've a good midfield and attack so it won't take much to get them firing once the shackles are off. 

 

Their defence is awful so they could buy in Jan but it could be an expensive bit of sticky tape.

 

All in all it is enjoyable to see them in pieces and long may it last. Fuck them. 

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Won his first four games; the new Busby.

 

Ideally they pick up enough points to narrowly miss out on a CL place, but feel they have to keep him on. A decent showing against City later in the season wouldn't hurt either, so I'm all aboard the Ole train.

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7 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Won his first four games; the new Busby.

 

Ideally they pick up enough points to narrowly miss out on a CL place, but feel they have to keep him on. A decent showing against City later in the season wouldn't hurt either, so I'm all aboard the Ole train.

This is the ideal situation isn't it. My head says this needs to happen because in the long run it most probably will bury Man Utd deeper in shit. My heart though, not a nice feeling watching them winning and playing well. 

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8 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Won his first four games; the new Busby.

 

Ideally they pick up enough points to narrowly miss out on a CL place, but feel they have to keep him on. A decent showing against City later in the season wouldn't hurt either, so I'm all aboard the Ole train.

 

Yeah but four games against shit opposition. Three of them in the bottom six, the other in 12th. Good run of matches for a bit of new manager bounce.

 

Spuds next. Utd won't have the common decency to win that one.

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To be fair United have looked much better than they've ever been under the previous 3 managers. There's definitely a more positive vibe about United since Solskjaer has taken over and speaking objectively, it would make sense making him the permanent manager. They've tried experienced/big name managers and they've flopped spectacularly. Giving the job to a novice who has strong links to the club would be a good move.

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They've played some average sides and Pogba is playing for a move. I don't like seeing them win but if he gets a summer transfer kitty out of it and spends a quarter of a billion pounds on Jamie Vardy then it's all grist to the mill.

 

The best thing about the mancs is that they believe their own bullshit. They'll start to think it's destiny and that he'd a product of their own bootroom (which they've never really had) but in actual fact he's a proven premiership failure.

 

They're incapable as a club of doing things for pragmatic, dispassionate reasons, everything has to have a story or be for show - that's why they keep buying big name players they don't need. 

 

As long as that's the culture of the club, they're fucked.

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They've been linked with Hummels from Bayern Munich to solve their defensive woes. Whilst he is a good player he's not very fast and could see him struggling in the Premier League. Available for 30m. 

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32 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They've played some average sides and Pogba is playing for a move. I don't like seeing them win but if he gets a summer transfer kitty out of it and spends a quarter of a billion pounds on Jamie Vardy then it's all grist to the mill.

 

The best thing about the mancs is that they believe their own bullshit. They'll start to think it's destiny and that he'd a product of their own bootroom (which they've never really had) but in actual fact he's a proven premiership failure.

 

They're incapable as a club of doing things for pragmatic, dispassionate reasons, everything has to have a story or be for show - that's why they keep buying big name players they don't need. 

 

As long as that's the culture of the club, they're fucked.

 

I hope you're right.

 

I'm slightly worried this Solskjaer thing could work.

 

No, they've played no one of note under him yet.

 

Dreading the trip there though.

 

Hopefully we'll still be 7 clear when it happens.

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Utd looked bang average against the Barcodes last night in the first half. Had Newcastle had a striker worthy of the name they would have lost. That said they have put in a shift under OGS which is a damning indictment of Mourinho than any testament to his ability.  

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They’ve definitely been better than under that other twat, but they’ve played 4 shite teams.

 

midfield and up front they look ok, but I can’t think of 1 defender they have who would get in any of the top 4 teams....? And their ‘best in the world’ goalie wouldn’t get a game for any of them either. 

 

 

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Newcastle are awful. We twatted them without getting out of second gear. Shearer pointed out that their strikers and midfielders cost the same last night as their strikers and midfielders did 20 years ago. There's literally no point to that club at the moment apart from earning Mike Ashley money.

 

Will be interesting to see how the Mancs get on against Spurs. If Spurs beat them the attitude will shift towards getting Pochettino, if the Mancs win then Solskjaer will be better than Matt Busby.

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Hooreh for Oleh, the greatest manager since Busbeh. Except I'm struggling to think of a run of fixtures that you could better hand-pick, especially at this time of year.

 

They beat Newcastle late on, Lukaku scoring with his first touch having been brought on as a subsititute: he cost more than Newcastle's entire first team squad put together, and he's coming off the bench. They beat Huddersfield, rock bottom of the league and currently in the middle of an eight game losing streak. They beat Cardiff, a team that's arguably the worst to come out of the Championship in recent years and who's best player this year has been 200 year old Sol Bamba.

 

I know this is a tad Steve-O-esque, but that's three no-mark teams and Bournemouth - shoddy travellers - at home. He's meeting what would normally be expectations but such was the shitcoat tailspin he's being heralded as a genius. Hopefully it keeps up to some extent and he gets the job full time in the summer.

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Shit teams, multi million pound players actually bothering their arse and that fucking rat thinks he’s a manager. He can control players that Moany couldn’t?

Nah certain players were in control. Soft cunts haha!

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They have some good, young attacking players. That's probably their biggest asset besides De Gea. If they keep him and Pogba, in terms of their squad, I think they're the classic "1 player away in each line on the pitch" from contending for the title. Striker, creative CM/#10 and CB. They'll need to get the managerial appointment right obviously though which they've been awful at. 

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I can’t stand the media fawning over this gimp. He keeps saying all the right things though - he’s still referring to Fergie as ‘the gaffer’ though which I’m sure their fans are loving.

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1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Oggy the Noggy is just a puppet. Having Phelan back is a bigger worry.

Yeah, OGS doesn't do a lot of coaching I think, I think he'pretty much using the blueprint from Fergie's days, attack in numbers and with width/speed. Hopefully some clubs/managers will pick them off, as they are poor at the back. They will beat a lot more of the weaker sides under him than Mourinho, of that I'm sure. I think the top 3 will take them to the cleaners though, starting with Spurs next week.

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Mourinho would have won those 4 games. It doesn't really tell us much apart from maybe the players were a bit shithouse not playing for the previous manager (even if he was a twat).

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