Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Stouffer]

[JagSquared]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/aug/29/greek-lawyer-in-harry-maguire-case-reveals-details-of-hate-mail-he-received?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

people are cunts

[Chocoholic]

I wonder what the player target & transfer policy for a club who got endless penalties last season could be.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

I wonder what the player target & transfer policy for a club who got endless penalties last season could be.

To be fair, I'm not sure that's something they need to improve on! 

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

To be fair, I'm not sure that's something they need to improve on! 

Always improve from a position of strength. 

If you don't, you are standing still. Do you think Bruno Fernandes is standing still?

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Always improve from a position of strength. 

If you don't, you are standing still. Do you think Bruno Fernandes is standing still?

He does part way through taking his pen. 

[Harry Squatter]

6 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Always improve from a position of strength. 

If you don't, you are standing still. Do you think Bruno Fernandes is standing still?

He does when he sees someone near him in the penalty area so he can be knocked over. 

[Guest]

On 01/09/2020 at 03:29, TheHowieLama said:

Always improve from a position of strength. 

If you don't, you are standing still. Do you think Bruno Fernandes is standing still?

Not when he's being given a penalty. 

[Chocoholic]

Donny Van de Beek signing completed today. If he misses a drugs test, a la Ferdinand, will he be known as Donny On De Beek?

[JagSquared]

It’s a good start signing and adds a lot of depth to their midfield. 
 

to think they were quoted 80m for Maddison and go and get Fernandes and Donny for less instead. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They'll challenge next season in spite of Ole.

[dockers_strike]

8 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They'll challenge next season in spite of Ole.

I think they'll challenge like we used to during the last 30 years. They have a fucking inept manager. He might win a domestic cup over 6 or 7 games whatever but over a league season, I dont see it.

 

I'll be majorly surprised if they get half the pens this season which helped them enormously. Then again, I wont be if they get 18 in the league again!

[Mudface]

Nonce.

 

 

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

I think they'll challenge like we used to during the last 30 years. They have a fucking inept manager. He might win a domestic cup over 6 or 7 games whatever but over a league season, I dont see it.

 

This. They're essentially us during the 90s now. 7 years since their last title. If I recall correctly, we were being somewhat seen as also-rans by 1997.

[Barrington Womble]

16 hours ago, Mudface said:

Nonce.

 

 

I'd be fucking fuming about that if I was an Ajax fan. 

[Anubis]

Battered woman syndrome.

[Bobby Hundreds]

"The Theatre" what a goofy bastard. 

[Tj hooker]

19 hours ago, Mudface said:

Nonce.

 

 

Pass the fucking sick bucket 

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I'd be fucking fuming about that if I was an Ajax fan. 

Can you imagine if Klopp wrote something like that if Trent (for example) moved to Real Madrid. Small time prick.

[cloggypop]

European Cups

 

Ajax 4

Manchester United 3

[Ron B]

On 04/09/2020 at 17:17, cloggypop said:

European Cups

 

Ajax 4

Manchester United 3

Haha! Reminds me of my favourite reaction when they lifted it in 1999: “They’ve gone from having won as many European Cups as Aston Villa, to having won as many as Nottingham Forest.”

[Gnasher]

Moyes 6/1 best odds first manager sacked, already mutiny in the west ham camp, like finding money in the street.

 

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/next-manager-to-leave-post

 

If you want to end the season driving a Bentley double him up with Everton winning the league, after their signing of the greatest player to ever appear in a World cup, it seems grand ol team believe the trophy is already half way across Stanley park.

 

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner

 

If you want your bookmaker to phone your family and friends worrying over your mental welfare try the Everton treble with Jimmy Dixie Rodriguez winning the golden boot, he should have that wrapped up by Christmas.

 

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/top-goalscorer

[Jairzinho]

I see Bruno Fernandez was 25/1 to be the league top scorer. A shorter price than Jimenez, Lacazette, Firmino, Son, Rodrigo, and Pulisic. 

 

They're going to get about 34 penalties aren't they?

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[3 Stacks]

Giggs is apparently the reason they signed Dan James. Imagine buying a player off the recommendation of a clueless ex-player. Guy's only skill is going in a straight line and running into defenders.