Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

So at first he was reacting to Liverpool/City fans (delete as appropriate for) baiting him but this has now morphed into Albanian gangsters stabbing his sister, then to said Albanians injecting her with a drug.

I think there's a lie in there somewhere 

Surely getting his sister tested for said rape drug would solve that? 

[Tj hooker]

3 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

We’d have been the same if it was our player.

Very quick to do so was the point I was making trotting out the same shite that was being said on Twitter 

[markcd]

2 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

So at first he was reacting to Liverpool/City fans (delete as appropriate for) baiting him but this has now morphed into Albanian gangsters stabbing his sister, then to said Albanians injecting her with a drug.

I think there's a lie in there somewhere 

by the time it gets on GOT - it'll be:

"So some Albanian RS gang literally cut his sisters head off, and he was only defedning her. Then the police turned up all on PEDs that they get off that twat klopp."

[Anubis]

If his sister was so integral to his defence, why did she fly home instead of giving evidence.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, markcd said:

by the time it gets on GOT - it'll be:

"So some Albanian RS gang literally cut his sisters head off, and he was only defedning her. Then the police turned up all on PEDs that they get off that twat klopp."

All Albania supports us now we’ve adopted Dua Lipa as our own. 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, markcd said:

by the time it gets on GOT - it'll be:

"So some Albanian RS gang literally cut his sisters head off, and he was only defedning her. Then the police turned up all on PEDs that they get off that twat klopp."

Oh they’ll always fit us in somewhere. From the Maguire thread on GOT.

 

 

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roydo said:

"If anything, myself, my family, and my friends are the victims"

Harry Maguire.

does this mean he is signing for the RS if it isn't his fault?

[suzy]

I can just imagine the outcry if it was one of our players.

[Scooby Dudek]

IF, they asked to go to the hospital and were taken to a police station, I can completely understand the "I have money, I can pay you" line. 

No idea but if your sister is ill and they take you to a police station it would seem like a scam to make money to take you to the hospital. You could argue he thought blackmail as opposed to giving a bribe. 

 

 

Obviously a big IF

[Harry Squatter]

He needs to go on holiday next year to Easter island so no one recognises him and blends in with the natives.

[Dave D]

And there was bloody sharks in the pool

 

[Dave D]

Key witnesses being asked to come forward, particularly these two-

 

[Dave D]

Talksport had the muppet Goldstein covering for Durham- his "shock" and "confusion" could lead to you thinking someone had been murdered. 

 

"What happens now" "We just dont know" Lots of exhaling of breath- "can anyone give us answers"

 

Yep, I can- A rich muppet got tanked on fancy cocktails and got in a bit of a scuffle and failed to pay his way out of it

[Lario]

If he's found guilty, I can only assume his lawyers didn't use The Chewbacca Defense.

 

 

[Jordy Brouwer]

Don't get your hopes up it will just be a fine. 

[Red_or_Dead]

Best possible outcome.  The slab headed cunt is guilty as fuck and still gets to ply is shit talents for the Stretford Rent Boys.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Leyton388]

36 minutes ago, Dave D said:

And there was bloody sharks in the pool

 

Redshite Shark 

 

BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO

[Lario]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

 

The actual fuck?!

 

That's brilliant!

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Чемпионы said:

Guilty? His defence must have been awful.

[manwiththestick]

Funny that. The missus is watching something on Channel 5. The 9pm headlines come on with Maguire being the top story, only mentioned as England footballer, no peep of Utd. 

[dockers_strike]

5 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Funny that. The missus is watching something on Channel 5. The 9pm headlines come on with Maguire being the top story, only mentioned as England footballer, no peep of Utd. 

Well fuck me, what do ya know?! Strange that, eh? Mustnt tarnish that club's name, can they?

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

As I dont know Maguire personally I have no clue what to make of this story. The same would be the case if it was one of our players.

Most of the information available probably can’t be tursted anyway.

[Leyton388]

 

 

[No2]

In the new social distance world how does an Albanian get close enough to stab someone with a syringe? 

[Ne Moe Imya]

5 hours ago, littletedwest said:

So at first he was reacting to Liverpool/City fans (delete as appropriate for) baiting him but this has now morphed into Albanian gangsters stabbing his sister, then to said Albanians injecting her with a drug.

I think there's a lie in there somewhere 

Some proper shenanigans going on here.

 

It sounds like the kind of story your dumbest mate would make up to explain to his wife why he staggered in pissed at 2 am with blood on his shirt. "Er ... I .... er, there was this Albanian lad, right?  And ... er ... he injected Jenny with a syringe! No, really, he did! It was crazy! And then we had to ... I mean, I had to ... er ..."