Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

I think my fav part is where he dribbles into his own man, they both nearly fall over, before he takes another 15 touches and passes it to a Chelsea player without a Manc in sight. 

 

 

 

£80m well spent. Can I neg myself?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Amazing what 80 million gets you these days. He's fucking shite. 

[Grinch]

I think their best centre back might be on loan at Roma. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

5 minutes ago, Grinch said:

I think their best centre back might be on loan at Roma. 

 

Evans at Leicester is better than any they have now and he must be in his 30's. 

[JustTosh]

11 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

They'll get top 4 though. 

 

The cunts

OK. They're favorites to be top 4, but they still need a result in the last match against Brendan's boys.

 

If Leicester win the last match against them they'll probably be 5th. Dream scenario still on: Beaten in the FA cup, beaten in the EL, 5th in the PL, just enough to keep Ole at the wheel.

 

[Guest]

35 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

£80m well spent. Can I neg myself?

You used to be able to neg and rep yourself but that superpower was taken away.

[Guest]

40 minutes ago, Grinch said:

I think my fav part is where he dribbles into his own man, they both nearly fall over, before he takes another 15 touches and passes it to a Chelsea player without a Manc in sight. 

 

 

 

That builds on the Fellaini GIF running the ball into touch and turns it into stardust.

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Just now, Fluter in Dakota said:

You used to be able to neg and rep yourself but that superpower was taken away.

Shame, it would save Escobar a job.

[Harry Squatter]

Hopefully they try to replace De Gea with a very expensive panic buy but get stuck with two shite keepers. De Gea is on something ridiculously like 350K a week. 

 

I'd like them to buy Pickford but that would strengthen Everton by getting rid of him and Ancelotti would have the nous to use the money properly.

[cloggypop]

They already have Dean Henderson unfortunately. 

[Grinch]

8 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

They already have Dean Henderson unfortunately. 

He's just as error prone.   Imagine their reaction to him gifting us three points? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

11 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

They already have Dean Henderson unfortunately. 

 

Yeah, just about to mention that. I can see them using him as their Number 1 in the hope that DeGea will want a move so they can cash in. Plenty of Spanish clubs would still pay top dollar for DeGea despite his form. 

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Yeah, just about to mention that. I can see them using him as their Number 1 in the hope that DeGea will want a move so they can cash in. Plenty of Spanish clubs would still pay top dollar for DeGea despite his form. 

I doubt anyone wants to pay him over 300 grand  a week. 

[El Rojo]

12 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

They'll get top 4 though. 

 

The cunts

They probably will, but I think it will only paper over cracks and make Solskjaer's job more secure. They'll all be convincing themselves that they're just two or three players away from being top dogs again. 

 

I'm more concerned at them eating into our 30 years with no league title record. They're up to 8 already. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

27 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I doubt anyone wants to pay him over 300 grand  a week. 

 

Never say never in the daft World of rich owners mate. 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Yeah, just about to mention that. I can see them using him as their Number 1 in the hope that DeGea will want a move so they can cash in. Plenty of Spanish clubs would still pay top dollar for DeGea despite his form. 

Who?

 

Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico all have much better keepers and the rest can't afford him.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Who?

 

Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico all have much better keepers and the rest can't afford him.

 

Fair point mate, but if DeGea lost his Number 1 spot at the Mancs I'm sure one of them/PSG/ maybes even a Leeds or Newcastle should their big ownership deals come off would see him as a big signing. 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

 

Fair point mate, but if DeGea lost his Number 1 spot at the Mancs I'm sure one of them/PSG/ maybes even a Leeds or Newcastle should their big ownership deals come off would see him as a big signing. 

Yeah, they'd be more likely. I reckon he'll just stay at United though. They've painted themselves in to a corner with that contract.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

22 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, they'd be more likely. I reckon he'll just stay at United though. They've painted themselves in to a corner with that contract.

 

They are extremely lucky that the have Henderson, but it remains to be seen how he'd play under a manager like OGS and a shambles of a back 4 united have. It brings a smile to my face to think of DeGea's contract, no wonder he looks like he couldn't give a fuck at times. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, they'd be more likely. I reckon he'll just stay at United though. They've painted themselves in to a corner with that contract.

He is their newest dirty Sanchez

[Harry Squatter]

Some snide Italian team will want him on loan with the Mancs paying all his wages and a tenner loan fee. 

[Pete]

31 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

He is their newest dirty Sanchez

That reminds me. Did they pay him this week???

[TheHowieLama]

14 minutes ago, Pete said:

That reminds me. Did they pay him this week???

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, Pete said:

That reminds me. Did they pay him this week???

[Stickman]