Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Give it giggseeeh til the end of the century

[Angie81]

5 minutes ago, rotoq said:

Was the article suggesting some sort of collaborative management? What were we supposed to be scared of? Bad aids? Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

After they beat PSG we were meant to be scared of what came next.....

[Iceman]

They are utter shyte. They probably will...

 

 

[Iceman]

Got 2 manc supporting twats at work. One was really getting arrogant when SOG beat PSG but he has gone off the radar and completely disappeared since the wheels got punctured and covered in dogshit. Nice.

 

The other one sits near me and can't hide. He just pretends he doesn't know any of the results anymore but I just say the name of the team that's handed out the latest humiliation on the cunts with a quizzical look on my face and he looks pained and unwell. It's super stuff. 

[Duff Man]

[3 Stacks]

1 hour ago, Angie81 said:

Haha

That was right after a fluky, smash and grab against the biggest bottlers in Europe. I mean, Ole had shown zero tactical acumen in that tie. None. Absolutely embarrassing to frame that victory as anything more than pure luck, but to say it was gonna be the start of some sort of dynasty? Crazy. Some of the worst, most lazy football journalism of the decade.

 

Even the press in France, who usually put down their own teams and exaggerate the greatness of other leagues, were baffled by the things people were saying about Ole and United. 

[Iceman]

Oye! Oye! Ole! Ole! 

 

 

I do not careth what it costeth. Handeth him the parchment and imploreth him to sign. 

 

Sir Rio of Cunting

[Iceman]

Bullshit, it was a tactical masterclass. 

[redheart]

5 hours ago, Duff Man said:

 

I had a good long chat with Gary Neville the day he was awarded that honorary Doctorate. We discussed he various businesses and his approaches thereto. I'd like to say he surprised me by being a decent and likeable chap. But I cannot because he was a boorish, obnoxious cunt

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Duff Man said:

I think Shazam! would do a great job.

[El Rojo]

8 hours ago, Angie81 said:

Haha

Hahahahahahaha. 

[El Rojo]

They should put that photo of Ferguson, Solskjaer and Cantona in their trophy cabinet. 

[dockers_strike]

12 hours ago, Iceman said:

Got 2 manc supporting twats at work. One was really getting arrogant when SOG beat PSG but he has gone off the radar and completely disappeared since the wheels got punctured and covered in dogshit. Nice.

 

The other one sits near me and can't hide. He just pretends he doesn't know any of the results anymore but I just say the name of the team that's handed out the latest humiliation on the cunts with a quizzical look on my face and he looks pained and unwell. It's super stuff. 

Revenge is a dish best served cold! Delightful.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, redheart said:

 

I had a good long chat with Gary Neville the day he was awarded that honorary Doctorate. We discussed he various businesses and his approaches thereto. I'd like to say he surprised me by being a decent and likeable chap. But I cannot because he was a boorish, obnoxious cunt

That seems to contradict popular opinion of him.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 08/01/2020 at 09:49, El Rojo said:

As much as I'm enjoying his work, I almost feel sorry for him as he seems a half decent sort totally out of his depth.

 

He's just doing what any boyhood Liverpool fan would do in that job. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Phil Neville has proven himself at International level. Would he be willing to take a step down though?

Good question. 

 

Neville is used to managing players with more balls than any of this United squad. 

[Guest Francie Brady]

Even there club captain is jumping ship now. How the waste of space ever got that gig is another story. 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Francie Brady said:

Even there club captain is jumping ship now. How the waste of space ever got that gig is another story. 

We'll probably find out why he was given it when the next one gets appointed. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Private Jones to the rescue. 

[Iceman]

23 hours ago, Iceman said:

Got 2 manc supporting twats at work. One was really getting arrogant when SOG beat PSG but he has gone off the radar and completely disappeared since the wheels got punctured and covered in dogshit. Nice.

 

The other one sits near me and can't hide. He just pretends he doesn't know any of the results anymore but I just say the name of the team that's handed out the latest humiliation on the cunts with a quizzical look on my face and he looks pained and unwell. It's super stuff. 

 

Today I was in the office and it was one of those moments when no fucker is about. I started doing footy commentary but from wehn they used to be good. Rio, to Giggs, to scholes - heh heh scholesy he cannae tackle - to keane lays it off to beckham....great ball in...... Van Nistelrooooyyyyyyy!!!!! giving it the Tyler on steroids. 

 

His head popped up he started talking about fergus almost immediately, going on about the old team. Dreaming of the old days. Fucking sad. Only cos we've been there the fucking cnunters. They are in a percoset daze of shyte, lost in the wilderness, tumbling like a fat kid down a cliff chasing cake and the best bit is, you can't really feel sorry for them at all because you know if they could actually string 3 wins on the bounce their fans would go straight back to being total vag nodules.

 

Fcuking loving this like a holiday. 

[lifetime fan]

Hahahaha

 

You’ve enjoyed yourself this evening too mate. 

[3 Stacks]

Some rumblings that they will sign Bruno Fernandes.

[Barrington Womble]

I see klopp won manager of the month, the selfish cunt. Ole had a magnificent time at the wheel in December and I for one think he should have got an award. 

[Red_or_Dead]

12 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Some rumblings that they will sign Bruno Fernandes.

The way the Spunk Goblin will play him they might as well buy Bruno Brookes.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

The corpse of Keith Chegwin on loan to replace Luke Shaw...